Oh, splendid! Bitcoin, that digital marvel that’s somehow both a pyramid scheme and a revolution, has once again dipped below $110k. A staggering 2.96% loss from yesterday’s “glorious” peak. Truly, the universe is a chaotic place, and the price of crypto is as reliable as a British weather forecast. 🌧️
This plunge is all thanks to traders panicking over the impending meeting between Donald Trump and Xi Jinping. One might wonder if the world’s leaders are now the new stock market analysts, or if this is just another example of humans trying to predict the unpredictable. 🤯
Ethereum, that loyal sidekick of Bitcoin, is also throwing a tantrum, down 3.57% to $3,890. It’s like watching your sibling get a better allowance while you’re stuck with a bag of stale crackers. 🍪
Bitcoin ETFs: A Mass Exodus of Hope 🧠
Spot Bitcoin ETFs have seen $40.5 million flee in 24 hours. Meanwhile, Ethereum ETFs are packing their bags and leaving too. Last week’s $1.23 billion outflow? A record so impressive, it’s almost poetic. 🎭
Peter Brandt, the oracle of the crypto world, suggests Bitcoin’s recent rally-reaching a dizzying $126k-might be over. “IF Bitcoin has topped…” he says, as if the word “IF” is some kind of magical incantation. 🤡
IF Bitcoin has topped (hey trolls, the word “IF” is an English qualifier), nobody can whine that an 8.2X advance cheated you. $BTC
– Peter Brandt (@PeterLBrandt) October 20, 2025
So, in conclusion, the market is a rollercoaster, the leaders are a mystery, and the only thing more volatile than Bitcoin is human logic. 🌀
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2025-10-21 12:47