Bitcoin’s price took a dramatic dive, leaving investors clutching their pearls and wondering if the market has finally lost its marbles. The digital coin plummeted from a lofty $78,000 to a measly $74,780, triggering a cascade of liquidated derivatives that would make a stockbroker weep. Over the past hour, BTC lost 1.7% of its value, while altcoins like ETH and XRP joined the party, each taking a hit as if they’d accidentally swallowed a spoonful of reality.
Meanwhile, Iran, ever the drama queen, has decided to ditch the group therapy session and opt for a private chat with the US. This move, according to the report, could turn the diplomatic dance into a chaotic tango, with the US military flexing its muscles in the Gulf. Meanwhile, gold-that ancient, unexciting relic-gained 3.5% while Bitcoin slumped, proving that even in a bear market, some assets are more resilient than others.
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2026-02-03 21:36