Bitcoin Predictions: Dead Cat Bounce or Bullish Bliss? 😹💰

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So, this guy Snow, the self-proclaimed crypto genius who “called the Bitcoin top” (big deal, my barista does that too), is now saying BTC won’t hit $116,000 next year. 🥱 Apparently, this recent market recovery is just a “dead-cat bounce.” You know, like when your cat falls off the couch and you pretend it was intentional. 🐱💸

Snow’s Crystal Ball: $116,000? Not in This Lifetime, Buddy

In a riveting X post (because who doesn’t love financial advice from social media?), Snow claims his algorithm is printing a new ceiling. 🚀✋ Bitcoin will bounce, sure, but $116,500? Nah, not happening in the next 365 days. He’s basically telling traders to chill with their Lambo dreams. 🏎️💔

Let’s not forget, this is the same guy who sold Bitcoin near its ATH of $126,000. Genius move, right? Except now BTC is above $90,000, and everyone’s like, “Maybe the bull market isn’t dead after all?” 🤔🐂

Snow's Bitcoin Chart

But Snow’s not buying it. He calls the “Supercycle” narrative a lie, peddled by bag holders desperate to offload their junk. 🛍️💨 He’s looking to short BTC, because apparently, he’s still convinced it’s going to crash harder than my New Year’s resolutions. 📉🤡

And it’s not just Snow. Analyst Colin is also on the “Dead Cat Bounce” train, saying there’s an 80% chance BTC is already in a bear market. 🐻 Only a 20% chance of a new ATH, but hey, he’s still giving it a $100,000-$115,000 recovery window. Generous, right? 🙄

BTC Rally: To $100,000 and Beyond? 🚀🤞

Meanwhile, Titan of Crypto (great name, by the way) thinks Bitcoin’s about to rally past $100,000. He’s all about those Stochastic RSI bullish crossovers, which apparently mean something to people who don’t live in my world of confusion. 📈🤯 But even he’s 80% bearish, so take that with a grain of salt-or a whole shaker. 🧂

CrediBULL Crypto (another stellar name) is team Bull Market, as long as BTC stays above $74,000. He’s calling $93,000 a “positive sign” and $102,000 “incredibly bullish.” Let’s just say I’m not holding my breath. 🦬💨

As of now, BTC is chilling around $91,450, up in the last 24 hours. But who knows? Maybe Snow’s right, and we’re all just cats bouncing toward the floor. 🐱⬇️

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2025-11-28 18:54