Bitcoin vs Quantum Computers: A Drama in 10 Acts

So, apparently, quantum computers are the newest villain in the Bitcoin soap opera 🍿. According to reports, the techy talk about quantum threats has infiltrated market chatter like an uninvited guest at a crypto party.

Charles Edwards, founder of Capriole, is sounding the alarm 🚨, claiming Bitcoin could dip below $50,000 by 2028 if it doesn’t get its quantum act together. Honestly, this feels like the crypto version of “the sky is falling.” Chicken Little, is that you?

Developers Urge Caution (AKA “Don’t Panic Yet”)

Jameson Lopp, Bitcoin Core developer and co-founder of Casa, decided to drop some truth bombs 💣 on X. He’s all, “Yeah, quantum machines aren’t knocking down Bitcoin’s door yet, but moving to post-quantum cryptography could take 5 to 10 years.”

He’s got Adam Back, CEO of Blockstream, nodding along like they’re both watching a slow-motion car crash 🚗💥.

No, quantum computers won’t break Bitcoin in the near future. We’ll keep observing their evolution.

Yet, making thoughtful changes to the protocol (and an unprecedented migration of funds) could easily take 5 to 10 years.

We should hope for the best, but prepare for the worst.

– Jameson Lopp (@lopp) December 21, 2025

Community Split Over Timing (AKA “Who’s Right? Who Knows?”)

The Bitcoin community is divided like a group of people arguing over pineapple on pizza 🍕. Some venture capitalists and investment firms are like, “Quantum risk is here! Panic now!” Meanwhile, long-time Bitcoin advocates are rolling their eyes 🙄 and saying, “Calm down, Karen.”

Pierre Rochard even suggested that quantum-resistant fixes could be funded by non-profits or VCs, like a bake sale for Bitcoin 🧁. Because, sure, why not?

Samson Mow, CEO of JAN3, dropped this gem 💎: Current quantum machines “can’t factor the number 21 – not 21 million – 21.” So, yeah, they’re not exactly ready to steal your Bitcoin… yet.

What Upgrading Bitcoin Means (AKA “This Ain’t Your Average Software Update”)

Updating Bitcoin’s cryptography isn’t like hitting “update” on your iPhone 📱. Developers say the distributed nature of the network, the variety of wallet software, and the number of holders who don’t actively manage keys make this whole thing a logistical nightmare.

BIP 360, a proposal to add quantum-ready signatures, has been getting some love 💕. Charles Edwards is like, “Let’s enforce this ASAP!” while others are like, “Yeah, good luck coordinating that in under a decade.”

Calls For Protocol Change (AKA “Can We Just Fix It Already?”)

The debate is heating up 🔥, with the tech camp saying there’s plenty of time to plan and the investment camp yelling, “The market is going to freak out if we don’t act fast!”

Calls for action include funding research, testing signature replacements, and building migration tools 🛠️. Basically, it’s the crypto version of “let’s get our ducks in a row.” 🦆

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2025-12-23 03:15