So, the folks at Bernstein have done it again. They’re declaring Bitcoin will jump to a cool $150,000 in 2026, and they’ve got the “worst bear case” proof to boot. If it were a romance novel, we’d call it the “unexpected spin‑in‑the‑crash” storyline.
Bernstein Says Bitcoin Will Giddy‑Up to $150k
Bernstein’s own “Sage of the Crypto Realm”, Guatam Chhugani, is waffling like a tired flower on a Monday: “Despite the recent dip to a humdrum $60k, we see a bounce to $150k by year‑end. It’s the weakest bear case the market has ever dealt with.”
He basically says that right now is a “self‑imposed crisis of confidence,” not a knock‑on failure of the whole system.
Well, if that’s true, why the coffee for the analyst who thinks the market is merely picking its nose?
He then proceeds to reassure us that there’s been absolutely no catastrophic event-no big “market crash cue” or sudden geological upheaval. All we see is an economy built on a glittering regulatory‑friendly foundation under President Donald Trump, big institutional ETFs letting the big boys play happily with Bitcoin, and Strategy, the in‑jokes of Wall Street.
Quantum threats spook the experts too. They’re all enthused that these quantum leakages will eventually be addressed, and that ledger technology plus banks will bring in quantum‑resistant shield‑ups – because we can’t have cryptocurrencies get snubbed by future‑faked computing, can we?
Michael Saylor’s Strategy-company is already scheming a “Bitcoin security programme” to guard against quantum spookery. The trendsetter says the quantum menace is a decade away, urging investors to keep calm and maybe buy a cup of tea. Meanwhile, the big corporate holders (Strategy and the like) reassure that they can hold their ground in market turbulence (unless Bitcoin plummets to $8,000 and stays there for five years – in which case lack of confidence is automatically a sign that we’re all doomed).
BTC will get its fat contract funded once liquidity loosens!
As liquidity eases, the analysts say Bitcoin’s bout with “digital gold” will end. The internal crypto will start trading, bit more calmly, as corporations ease to take more moolah out of the Bitcoin pool. So safe to say, those ETF players are probably waiting to cheer – and maybe get a bit of free capital sliding into wallets!
Bernstein isn’t the only one taking the bright‑skies and belly‑laugh for a Bitcoin rally. TD Cowen’s Lance Vitanza publicly declared that we can expect Bitcoin to set a fresh ATH in the third quarter, the only time your teenage‑aged selfies are suddenly positive. And, would you believe it, the current market price is just over $69,700, a tiny amount away from relatively stable and expertly adored by the Social Media data for how it’s trending.
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2026-02-11 02:21