One hears whispers – frightfully dull whispers, I assure you – that Bitcoin may be contemplating a rather unfortunate descent to the vicinity of $25,000 in the year 2026. A most unseemly prospect!
It appears a Mr. Richard Keskküla, a gentleman who has spent a full eight years observing these digital curiosities, has produced a chart. A chart, mind you! As if one needs a diagram to predict the inevitable volatility of human folly. He suggests this Bitcoin, much like a tiresome bore at a dinner party, follows predictable patterns.
The History of Bitcoin’s Melodrama
Apparently, this Bitcoin of yours is prone to these… cycles. Each one culminating in a flourish of optimism, followed by a thoroughly predictable 70-80% decline. So utterly lacking in originality! Once upon a time, in 2012, it fell 79%. In 2017, a rather more dramatic 81%. And in 2021? A paltry 75%. How dreadfully monotonous.
And these falls, you understand, don’t happen amidst the shrieks of panic, but after hope has utterly departed. A rather tragic, though entirely deserved, fate for such breathless enthusiasm. 🙄
Currently Trading at an Exorbitant Sum
At present, one gathers this Bitcoin is fetching a staggering $88,887.02. A price that, frankly, seems rather absurd. Though, as I’ve always maintained, people will believe anything if it’s presented with enough confidence. A mere 0.88% gain over 24 hours-how delightfully insignificant!-but a 0.88% decline over the past week. Such fluctuations are merely the price of being fashionable.
The daily trading volume, we are told, is $27.3 billion. A sum quite beyond my comprehension. Enough to fund a rather lavish season in Paris, I suspect.
Related Reading: Some fellow named Hayes predicts a surge to $200K. One can only hope his predictions are as fleeting as a summer romance.
The Crucial Question of Credulity
Mr. Keskküla asks the question, rather pointedly, whether anyone would actually buy this Bitcoin at $25,000 when everyone has lost all hope. A perfectly reasonable inquiry. After all, there’s nothing quite like acquiring something at its absolute lowest point-it’s so terribly chic.
He assures us this isn’t a prophecy of doom, but merely an observation of its cyclical nature. A bit of excitement, a bit of despair, and then…more excitement. A truly exhausting affair. 😒
The chart, it seems, indicates a long-term upward trendthough peppered, naturally, with regrettable plunges. A bit like life, really.
He notes that the truly wise-those with taste, naturally-wait for the general public to lose interest. A most excellent strategy. Avoiding the crowd is always the height of sophistication, don’t you think? 😎
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2025-12-22 09:48