Lo and behold! On the hallowed stage of CNBC’s “Squawk Box,” the crypto Cossack Mike Novogratz declared Bitcoin‘s fate with the solemnity of a priest at a peasant’s wedding: “We are destined to go higher!” As if the coin itself had signed a contract with the devil, or perhaps the Fed chair’s resignation letter. 🤡
“It feels like we are destined to go higher as long as this narrative continues,” he proclaimed, gesturing wildly at the U.S. Federal Reserve’s dovish antics—those bureaucratic ballets where rate cuts are pirouetted into existence. One might think they’re staging *Swan Lake* in the Treasury building. 🎭
Novogratz, that sly fox, pointed to balance sheet companies as the rally’s secret sauce, their crypto adoption stretching beyond Bitcoin like a peasant’s scarf in winter. “Even the altcoins are donning new hats!” he cackled, as if Ethereum had just learned to juggle rubles. 🎩
And lo! The Fed, that noble institution, now faces daily demands to slash rates, as if the American public has taken to the streets with abacuses and pitchforks. “Cut! Cut! Cut!” they chant, while Novogratz sips his tea and smirks. ☕
When pressed on specifics, he mused, “$150,000 is a decent target”—a sum so grand it could buy a horse, a cottage, and still leave change for a goat. Yet he warned: “It won’t be a straight line!” For sellers, those mischievous goblins, will “slow things down” like a drunkard on a tricycle. 🐴🚲
But beware! Should the Fed suddenly turn hawkish, Novogratz’s bullish thesis would crumble like a poorly baked pirozhok. “Reassess, reassess!” he’d cry, clutching his chest in mock despair. 🥺
And what of Ethereum? Novogratz, that prophet of the blockchain, predicts it will “race ahead” of Bitcoin this year—though one wonders if it’s a sprint or a leisurely stroll with a detour to buy varenyky. Once it tops $4,000, he says, it’ll enter “price discovery mode,” which sounds less like finance and more like a treasure hunt for lost socks. 🕵️♂️
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2025-07-24 18:36