Bitcoin, that fickle lover, continues to flirt with the $90,000 mark, leaving traders in a state of perpetual confusion. 🤷♂️ Meanwhile, a sly on-chain fox named STH-SOPR has begun to wag its tail, hinting at a possible trend reversal. 🐾
STH SOPR Above 1 – Bullish Rebound Or Fakeout? 🧙♂️
The STH-SOPR, that enigmatic oracle of the blockchain world, has started to whisper secrets of potential trend reversal. According to CryptoMe, a pseudonymous prophet of the crypto desert, this metric has done the unthinkable: it crossed the 1.0 threshold. Is this a sign of salvation, or merely a mirage in the sands of market whimsy? 🌵

Oh, the drama! Bitcoin, once the golden calf of the market, now slinks into a downtrend like a disgraced aristocrat. On October 10, the STH-SOPR fell below 1.0, a harbinger of doom. But lo! This week, it dares to rise above 1.0, as if defying the laws of physics and bearish sentiment. 🧙♀️
Bitcoin Market Overview 🐻 vs. 🐮
At the moment, Bitcoin trades at $90,590, a mere 0.13% higher than yesterday. But the daily volume? A pitiful $13.38 billion, down 66.41%. It’s as if the market is holding its breath, waiting for a punchline that never comes. 🤯
The Federal Reserve, that unpredictable jester, now favors keeping rates steady. A decision that could send Bitcoin into a tailspin or, perhaps, a brief dance of joy. 🕺 Meanwhile, the Clarity Act looms like a knight in shining armor, though its true intentions remain as murky as a Moscow winter. 🏰

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2026-01-11 13:38