Oh, Bitcoin, you drama queen. One week of soaring to $126k, then crashing harder than a toddler on a trampoline. What’s next? A midlife crisis or a “launchpad in disguise”? 🤷♀️
November rolled in like a grumpy ex, and BTC followed suit. Slumped to $103k-nearly $23k down since the high. Because nothing says “I’m stable” like a 18% drop in 30 days. 💸
Analysts are debating if this is the end… or just a “buy-the-dip” scam. Spoiler: it’s probably both. 🤔
The Bull Corner
Merlijn The Trader says it’s all part of the “2017 crash setup.” Because who doesn’t want to relive the glory of 2017? 🎉 (Spoiler: no one.) He calls it a “launchpad in disguise” – which sounds like a fancy way of saying “your wallet’s funeral.”
BITCOIN IS REPEATING THE 2017 CRASH SETUP
Same 5 phases. Same blow-off top. Same emotional curve.
Every stage has played out. Phase 5: Prepare for max pain
This isn’t capitulation. It’s the launchpad in disguise.
Brace. Survive. Accumulate.
– Merlijn The Trader (@MerlijnTrader) November 4, 2025
In another tweet, Merlijn warned of “the tightest squeeze in BTC’s history.” Which, if you ask me, sounds like a bad dating profile. 🧨
“Every major Bitcoin rally began here: – Tight bands – Fakeout – Explosive upside”
Bitcoin is at the tightest volatility point in history. This isn’t noise, this is the calm before chaos.”
The Crypto Dog says this cycle is “just boring.” Which, honestly, is the only thing keeping me from throwing my phone out the window. 😴
Sub-$100K Corner
Doctor Profit is already predicting a sub-$100k slump. Because nothing says “elite trader” like screaming into the void. 🗣️
CryptoJelleNL warns that if BTC drops below $100k, it’ll “hibernate” for months. Which is just a fancy way of saying “die slowly.” 🐢
Looking grim for #Bitcoin ATM, but will look magnitudes worse if we lose $100k.
Must defend area, or we’ll go into a couple months of hibernation once again.
– Jelle (@CryptoJelleNL) November 4, 2025
So, what’s the verdict? A crash, a comeback, or just a very expensive game of “will it or won’t it”? 🎰
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2025-11-04 14:37