So, Michael Burry, you know, the guy who *allegedly* predicted the whole housing meltdown thing? Yeah, that guy. He’s now putting… wait for it… $383 million into stocks. $383 million! Like he doesn’t have enough to worry about. It’s always something with these financial types.
Apparently, his Scion Asset Management – fancy name, right? – decided to be… optimistic. Optimistic! After all the doom and gloom. I mean, pick a lane, Burry! It’s UnitedHealth, Regeneron, Lululemon…Lululemon?! Really? What’s next, a big investment in artisanal pickle shops? And Meta, of course. 🙄 Everyone’s got to get in on the Zuck. These call options, they’re like… hoping really hard the stock goes up. It’s not a strategy. It’s a wish.
He’s got over $109 million tied up in UnitedHealth. UnitedHealth! You know, insurance? It’s all very… complicated. And not in a good way. It’s like betting on people getting sick. Is that ethical? Don’t even get me started.
Then there’s Regeneron, Lululemon (seriously?!), and Meta, adding up to…a lot of money. Just a ton of money. I’m starting to feel anxious just *talking* about it. It’s stressful!
And remember earlier this year? He was betting *against* Nvidia! Nvidia! Now he’s all in on…everything? Make up your mind, Burry! It’s like flipping a coin every five minutes. And China? He was bearish about China, now he’s not! This is just… chaos.
He even admitted he was wrong last year! He *admitted* it! Can you believe the gall? Then he started making “targeted bets.” Targeted? What does that even mean? It means he’s gambling, that’s what it means. And we’re all supposed to be impressed. 😠
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2025-08-22 07:42