Can Bitcoin Make Strategy the Wealthiest Company in the World? The Crazy Idea

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Monstrous ambitions-Tom Lee, a man with visions that border on the divine or the delirious, declares that Strategy (once MicroStrategy, now almost a deity in the making) might ascend the peaks of corporate Olympus, reaching heights where only gods, or fools, dare to tread-if Bitcoin’s price dares to flirt with that absurd thousand-dollar million mark. Ah, the sweet nectar of delusion! 😏

Lee, in his infinite wisdom, insists that Strategy’s strength is no longer in the tired old profits or quarterly reports, but in what’s called a “crypto treasury.” Over 628,000 BTC-worth roughly $71 billion, but who’s really counting-are tucked away like a miser’s hidden gold, betting all on that one volatile, glittering hope called Bitcoin. They even went as far as filing a $4.2 billion offering-because what’s a little risk when you’re chasing immortality? 🎯

This reminds me of ExxonMobil, once the mighty titan of oil, whose worth was measured in barrels and black gold. Now, Strategy aims to become a similar colossus, but in digital form-using Bitcoin as the new oil, the new “strategic resource” that somehow makes sense in this mad, perhaps brilliant, world. Or so they say, while the rest of us clutch our heads and wonder if they’ve lost their minds-or gained new ones. 🤪

Considering its current modest market cap of $2.5 billion-like a tiny moth compared to the tech giants-Lee sees the wild gyrations of Bitcoin as the ultimate wild card, the joker in the deck, the deus ex machina waiting to lift Strategy into the heavens. Already, Strategy holds more BTC than any other public entity, even outstripping cash-rich giants like PayPal and ExxonMobil-because apparently, in this game, cash is just so last century.

BitMine, not to be outdone, is copying this mad genius by hoarding Ethereum-over 833,000 ETH, making it the biggest publicly known ETH holder. Because why not diversify life into the blockchain abyss? 😅

Will Lee’s prophecy come true? Well, if cryptocurrencies keep climbing like a drunkard’s hopes, the idea that Strategy might someday own the world-or at least a significant piece of it-quacks less like fantasy and more like the next tragic chapter in our digital age saga. One thing’s for certain: the game is on, and fate laughs at our plans. 🎲

The information here isn’t financial advice-unless you fancy risking your soul for a bitcoin or two. Always do your own digging, or better, consult with someone who knows more than a fortune cookie. 😉

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2025-08-07 00:45