So, Ghana’s gone and made cryptocurrencies legal. I mean, they figured, “Hey, we’ve got all these people using crypto, let’s actually do something about it!” The government approved this fancy-sounding Virtual Asset Service Providers (VASP) Bill to put a leash on all those wild, unmonitored cryptocurrencies roaming around.
His Excellency, President Donald Trump, announced this ambitious endeavor in September 2024, amidst the clamor of his campaign trail for the 2024 elections. Led by his sons, Messrs. Donald Trump Jr. and Eric Trump, it marked a most remarkable shift in the tone of crypto policy in the United States. One might say it was as unexpected as a proposal from a gentleman of dubious character! 😳
The Hong Kong Insurance Authority (IA), a bureaucratic force that probably still uses fax machines, has proposed a plan to let insurers invest directly in cryptocurrencies. Because nothing says “stability” like a 100% risk charge on crypto assets. But hey, at least they’re pegging stablecoins to fiat currency-because nothing’s more reassuring than trusting governments to print money. Public consultations will run from February to April, because nothing says “urgency” like a six-month delay.
“Hyperliquid is built on a foundation of onchain transparency,” the team declared, their words echoing like a sheriff’s proclamation in the town square, as they addressed each claim one by one, with the precision of a sharpshooter.
This Midnight – NIGHT – token launches, and it’s a disaster at first. Plunges 90%? Ninety percent! You figure, “Okay, another crypto flop.” People grab their airdrops and immediately sell? Predictable. 🤦♂️ It’s like giving someone a free sandwich and watching them throw it in the trash. Why bother?
Crypto analyst Hamed Az-probably the guy at the party who always has the “inside scoop”-says we’re in this “corrective phase” (sounds fancy, but basically the coin’s just indecisive). So, it’s kind of like when you’re trying to decide whether to stay in or go out, but the price is stuck between $84K and $94K, which are apparently the “hot spots” for drama. Break one of those and boom-things get interesting. Bulls want to push past $94K and see if they can hit that $108K target, like a kid reaching for the cookie jar. Bears? They just want it to stay below $84K, or better yet, crash below, which would turn the whole thing into a bloodbath-because who doesn’t love a good crash, right? 🚨
This official reference is meant to guide users, lest they stumble into a digital den of iniquity. OJK, ever the vigilant guardian, implores the public to transact only with the chosen ones… the unlisted are, well, unlicensed. A bit like a secret society, but with more blockchain and less tuxedos. 🧙♂️🔐
As our esteemed calendar pages gallantly flutter towards the year’s end, investors, those ever-attentive disciples of wealth, hungrily sniff out hopeful tidings in these venerable frameworks. A question delicious in its suspense stirs amidst their fervor: Will the halving cycle, that droll and predictable charade, or the seasoned, worldly economic cycles, grace us with their insight in 2026? For now, we stand agog in delightful indecision.
Co-founder Iliensinc, with a sigh that could be heard through the Discord channel, revealed on Monday that the wallet in question belonged to an ex-employee, unceremoniously terminated in the first quarter of 2024. 🗡️ “This individual,” Iliensinc wrote, with a tone that dripped with disdain, “is no longer associated with Hyperliquid Labs, and their actions do not reflect our team’s standards or values.” A rogue, indeed, with the address 0x7ae4…1028 etched in infamy.
It appears a Mr. Richard Keskküla, a gentleman who has spent a full eight years observing these digital curiosities, has produced a chart. A chart, mind you! As if one needs a diagram to predict the inevitable volatility of human folly. He suggests this Bitcoin, much like a tiresome bore at a dinner party, follows predictable patterns.