Crypto presales—they surge forward as if spurred by hunger after a Siberian winter. Behind them move the giants, Mastercard, Visa—mysterious as Politburo meetings—joined by a strange herd of ETFs, stampeding over reason and common sense.
In a groundbreaking move, HSBC has teamed up with Abu Dhabi Securities Exchange and First Abu Dhabi Bank to launch the MENA region’s first digitally native bond using distributed ledger technology. As reported by Middle East Economy, ADX has already commenced the pricing process for the product.
According to the complaint, the defendants – including RealToken LLC, co-founders Remy and Jean-Marc Jacobson, and 165 affiliated corporate entities – have allowed these properties to deteriorate like a sad, abandoned Jenga tower. 🏚️😱
According to a little birdie at Reuters (who, incidentally, is on the verge of getting a promotion), JD.com and Ant Group are practically banging down the doors of China’s central bank. They want the green light for Yuan-based stablecoins, preferably with a side of dim sum, routed through Hong Kong.
Tom Lee. Yes, the man who in 2017 declared—deadpan, before God and CNBC—that Bitcoin would ascend to $55,000 while it scraped aimlessly near $2,000. The CNBC anchors smiled at Lee then, the way doctors smile at patients who swear they’ve swallowed a planet, and Wall Street barely stifled its giggles. Meanwhile, Jamie Dimon planned public executions (career-wise), and Warren Buffett fingered his abacus, muttering “rat poison squared.” A menagerie of misplaced faith, if ever there was one.
The assailant, disguised with the subtlety of a third-rate actor in a masquerade, attempted to force a bag over Heath’s head on the building staircase. In a moment of pure instinct, Heath bit the man’s hand, severing a finger and, in a rather dramatic fashion, managed to flee. The DNA from the detached digit, a macabre calling card if ever there was one, helped the authorities identify the attacker, a foreign national with documents as genuine as a politician’s promise. Police discovered GPS trackers and burner phones, all part of a meticulously planned plot to detain Heath and extort his crypto, a scheme as elaborate as it was misguided.
The Wall Street Journal, that ever-watchful chronicler of ostentatious fortunes, alleges Linqto has been somewhat lax with the notion of “the law.” Imagine, if you will, allowing the unwashed masses—retail investors!—a chance to purchase private shares in rising start-ups before these companies make their dazzling debut at the biggest soiree of all: the IPO.
L’action a été intentée devant le tribunal fédéral de Virginie de l’Est. Elle concerne les individus ayant acheté des actions du Stratège entre le 30 avril 2024 et le 4 avril 2025. D’autres investisseurs ont été invités à rejoindre le procès par Pomerantz. Les personnes souhaitant participer ont jusqu’au 15 juillet pour s’inscrire à l’action collective, ne manquez pas le coche!
In January of 2024, when the world was still enthralled by USDC’s grandeur, it stood proud at 85%, a monument to success. Yet, by May of 2025, the scales had tipped dramatically, and its share plummeted to a mere 56%. Meanwhile, USDT, that clever trickster, surged with the cunning of a wolf in sheep’s clothing, capturing 43% of the share. But wait—this is not the end of the tale. The plot thickens! Since March, the very volume of stablecoin transactions on BitPay has been dominated by Tether, claiming over 70% of the total. A most audacious rise! 🧐
The new fund attracted $12 million in inflows and closed the day with $33 million in trading volume, according to Bloomberg ETF analyst Eric Balchunas.