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Turns out, ZEC holders are like that one friend who stays calm during a group project meltdown. 🧘♂️ While other altcoins are sweating, Zcash is sipping a latte, all “I got this.”

The United Nations Development Programme has been tirelessly chasing its 17 Sustainable Development Goals-like a determined quest to save the world by 2030. Given AI’s ubiquity, you’d think it’d be the ultimate sidekick. Sadly, the current centralized AI architecture is less “savior” and more “problem child,” plagued by privacy concerns, high costs, and accessibility issues. 🚨💸

Upon examining the hourly chart, one finds Bitcoin trapped, as a fly in amber, in a state of low volatility. The price shuffles between $88,000 and $89,500, a brief attempt at a surge to $89,349 quickly rebuffed – a pathetic little breakout attempt, swiftly and unceremoniously corrected. It reminded me of young Petrov, always promising grand things and then… nothing.

Cryptocurrency exchange MEXC? Back in the hot seat again! Users swear up and down they’ve been rooked-losin’ funds like a gambler’s pocket at a Mississippi riverboat. One fella claims he traded there near a year without fuss, then-BAM!-20 days, two scandals, and a whole lotta “where’d my money go?” 🎰

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And the people? Oh, the people. They’re sweating like sinners in a revival tent. Sure, the price ticked up a hair yesterday, but the mood’s gloomier than a tax audit. We’ve been tricked before-remember October? That’s when the market said, “Surprise! It’s a correction!” and went on strike for a month. Now, in walks Ted Pillows-yes, that’s his real name, I swear on my grandmother’s ghost-and he’s waving around charts like a preacher with a snake, shouting about 2021 all over again.

Picture this: our protagonist, ever so prudent, initiates a transfer with the utmost caution. A mere 50 USDT is dispatched as a test transaction to their own wallet address-an act of wisdom, one might say. But the shadows lurked nearby, as scammers, like hungry wolves, watched with gleaming eyes.

“You make uninformed noise and try to move the market or something. You’re not helping,” Back said in an X post on Friday, after Carter explained in an X post why Castle Island Ventures invested in Project Eleven, a startup focused on protecting Bitcoin and other crypto assets from the threat of quantum computing. 🧙‍♂️💸

The downward plunge is getting… less plunge-y, if that makes any sense. It’s not tumbling like a sack of potatoes anymore, but it’s still not bouncing back up. It’s sort of… wobbling. Volatility, they say, is “compressing.” Sounds like someone’s squeezing the life out of it! And the RSI? Stuck down near the bottom like a particularly gloomy grub. It’s not a recovery, you see. It’s just… holding its breath.

Launching at the peculiar hour of 20:00 JST on December 18, 2025, this service allows Londoners-well, anyone supporting 34 assets including XRP, Bitcoin, and even memetic curiosities like Dogecoin-to earn a lovely little yield, basically the cryptocurrency version of finding the last biscuit in the jar. Who wouldn’t want to make their dormant holdings work for them, instead of doing absolutely nothing? 🥱