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As Sofia once again transformed into the Balkan epicenter for builders, thinkers, and blockchain dreamers, ETH Sofia 2025 made one thing clear: the Balkans are about to become Europe’s Web3 goldmine. With founders, academics, regulators, sponsors, and developers all converging, the event was nothing short of a well-oiled machine aimed at educating, connecting, and driving blockchain progress to the next level. Who knew the future of Web3 would be discussed with such flair and flair? 😏

Our dear friends at Phoenix, domiciled in the gracious city of Abu Dhabi, have, with a flourish of cosmopolitan flair, paraded their latest coup: a 30-megawatt, hydropower-backed monstrosity in the heart of Ethiopia. This little caper, envisaged with Ethiopian Electric Power (EEP) – all recounted in BBC-worthy style – finds its home at the Bole Lemi Industrial Park, a veritable playground for miners.

According to the ever-optimistic ETF Store President Nate Geraci-who sounds like he’s just happy to be talking-thanks to the government shutdown being over, the floodgates are open. First out of the gate? The Canary Capital Spot XRP ETF, launching on Nasdaq on… wait for it… November 13. Because everyone loves a good date! 📅

Ce phénoménal projet de Microsoft, qui avait visiblement pour but de mettre à l’épreuve l’autonomie de ces braves mécaniques futuristes dans de subtils marchés, a produit, par un grand étonnement, des résultats peu consolateurs! Accessible au public bien curieux sur GitHub, cette simulation quant à elle a opposé cent agents-acheteurs à trois cents de ces petits escrocs que sont les agents-vendeurs.

According to the index reading, “YES.” However, most altcoins are yet to reverse their October losses. 

Here’s the deal: Propanc got an initial $1 million from Hexstone Capital, a family office that apparently has a soft spot for biotech companies with a side hustle in crypto. Over the next 12 months, they could get up to $99 million more. Because nothing says “cancer research” like convertible preferred stock and digital assets. 📈

Web3, that avant-garde enterprise of ours, faces peculiar challenges in communication that traditional technology finds utterly incapable of remedying. When an individual wishes to contact you regarding a promising NFT, a somewhat profitable trade, or an alluring scheme, there exists nothing akin to a trustworthy seal of identity or a filter for the incessant din of spam-chaotic and unqualified as it may be. How shocking! To cite the illustrious Binance founder, Mr. Changpeng Zhao, he is bombarded daily with hundreds of messages, most of which are of the lowest quality or downright fraudulent. His remedy? A whimsical “pay-to-reach” system, wherein suitors must part with 0.2 BNB-roughly $125-to send a message, guaranteed a response within five days. Such a noble innovation, one might say, making the spirited hustle less a matter of chance than of coin.

After a dramatic plunge below $3,300, the bulls are now attempting to reclaim their dignity (and wallet space) by eyeing the elusive $4,000 mark. It’s like watching a toddler try to assemble a IKEA chair-messy, confusing, but somehow, there’s a glimmer of hope. 🧱✨

This latest shopping spree brings Strategy’s Bitcoin stash to a jaw-dropping 641,692 BTC. They’ve shelled out $47.54 billion for this digital treasure, at an average price of $74,079 per coin. At today’s market prices, this hoard is worth over $67 billion, making Strategy the undisputed king of corporate Bitcoin hoarders. Crown them, someone! 👑

Ah, the brave folks at @DonaldsTrades are shouting from the rooftops-“Hey! Look over here! $UNI might just tiptoe past $10 before you can say ‘bullish’!” Quite the confidence, eh? The chart patterns are doing their best impression of a dancing marionette, breaking above terrible descending resistance lines and claiming their short-term moving averages like a kid grabbing the last chocolate chip cookie.