In June, Senators Chris Van Hollen, Tim Kaine, and Alex Padilla introduced the “El Salvador Accountability Act of 2025” to the U.S. Senate, a bill focused on enacting sanctions on the executive branch of the country involved in corruption acts to “ship people to El Salvador in violation of their constitutional rights.”
Despite “aggressive compensation packages,” Bitcoin mining firm shareholders are “balking,” VanEck head of digital assets research Matthew Sigel and investment analyst Nathan Frankovitz reported on Thursday. 😱
Once the domain of the tech-obsessed, crypto cards now dictate the financial whims of the masses. Nearly one in ten Americans proudly strut about with these shiny cards, flaunting their digital wealth, while folks in Brazil, Portugal, and Slovenia appear to be throwing crypto parties and sending invites for more. 🎉
Ethereum price started a fresh increase above the $2,750 zone, like Bitcoin, but with a bit more flair and a lot less existential dread. ETH price gained pace for a move above the $2,800 resistance zone and entered a positive zone, which is about as positive as you can get without breaking into a full-blown dance party.
Top analyst Carl Runefelt has unveiled a technical setup that suggests the altcoin market is now bouncing off a major support zone. This revelation has sparked a flurry of debate among traders and investors. Is this the dawn of a long-awaited altseason, or just a fleeting moment of relief before the market plunges again?
After what felt like an eternity of just hovering under the ATH (honestly, we were all starting to lose faith), Bitcoin has finally broken free and soared to a new record high. Okay, it wasn’t *that* long, but you get the picture. BTC touched the $112,000 mark for a brief moment, making everyone’s eyes go wide. 👀
The modest coin SUI has flung itself over a “bullish” pattern, like a bureaucrat leaping onto a gravy train, in a dizzy rush towards $3.89! Will the officers come to check its ticket?
The company, styling itself—without a hint of Dostoyevskian irony—as Solana’s “treasury vehicle,” continues its Sisyphean haul toward amassing a million SOL tokens. Their words ring out on X, resonant and bold as a samovar whistle: “We’re stacking $SOL like it’s our job. Because it is.” Somewhere, a poet weeps, and another refreshes CoinGecko.
Picture this: A fund. In it, five coins, jostling for relevance like contestants in a particularly adversarial game of musical chairs. Bitcoin, grumpy as usual. Ethereum, a little too eager. Solana, trying to keep its shoes on. Cronos, who just wandered in. And at the end, XRP, having snuck past security with a forged invitation and a sheepish grin.
The ruse begins with a cleverly crafted illusion. The threat actors pose as representatives from fake startup companies in the trendy industries of AI, gaming, Web3, and social media 📱. They use compromised X accounts, Medium articles, and GitHub entries to create an air of legitimacy 📚. It’s a masquerade ball, and the guests are none the wiser 🎭.
