After a week of consolidating between $2 and $2.35, XRP has finally broken free from its price range shackles. As the market turned bullish, the altcoin witnessed a surge to levels not seen since May, and I’m over here thinking, “Is this real life?” 🤯
No longer content to simply view Ethereum as a clever tool for crafting smart contracts, the big players are now eyeing it as a core treasury asset, a means to diversify their corporate balance sheets and hedge against the uncertainties of the market 📊. GameSquare, a firm listed on the venerable Nasdaq, has committed to a $100 million Ethereum treasury strategy, kicking off this grand adventure with an $8 million capital raise through a public offering 📈.
In the role of King—no surprise—le grand seigneur Bitcoin, strutting about at $110,853, bears a market cap as fat as a crooked duke: $2.2 trillion! Its purse for the day? $61.7 billion. Yet, quelle catastrophe, this mighty monarch finds his crown slipping by 0.25%! The court whispers, the altcoins sniff opportunity—and the intrigue begins anew.
DeFi platforms, those bastions of financial innovation and decentralization, have been granted a reprieve from the burdensome compliance with the Internal Revenue Service. On the fateful Thursday, June 10, the U.S. Treasury Department, in a stroke of what some might call genius, eliminated the DeFi broker reporting rules. These rules, a relic of the Biden administration, had required DeFi platforms to issue IRS 1099-DA forms for every user transaction, a task as daunting as trying to herd cats. 🐱
Apparently, this is the first time it’s reached these dizzying heights since May, because who can keep track of time when you’re too busy refreshing your crypto wallet? 🕰️ It’s now up 20% this year, which is just a casual $20K or so. No big deal. And to think, it was languishing below $100K just last month. How quaint.
Ethereum is getting love letters too, as various corporate suitors spent millions last night hoping to win its digital hand. Yet, like a bashful debutante at a Victorian ball, Bitcoin remains the true object of institutional obsession—everyone’s favorite electrified lightning rod for capital and calamity. ⚡
But wait, there’s more drama than in a telenovela. Since April 1 (no joke, even if it sounds like one), every couple days have brought a price increase. The folks behind Husky Inu have already wrestled over $800,000 out of people’s wallets—and the coin still isn’t even house trained! 🐾💸
We greet, instead, the cold arithmetic of benchmarking, the relentless march of quantifiable KPIs, and sovereign capital deployed with a surgeon’s steely eye—metrics reigning where dreams once fluttered feebly. Bravo, modernity: you have arrived, briefcase in one hand, abacus in the other!
After this fiery spectacle, the circulating supply of BNB now stands at a measly 139.28 million tokens. That’s right, folks – they’re playing the long game here, with the ultimate goal of cutting the total supply in half, from 200 million down to a mere 100 million.
In a Wednesday notice, the leadership on the House Committee on Ways and Means and Oversight Subcommittee, with all the formality of a letter from a distant relative, announced that a July 16 hearing would focus on “affirmative steps needed to place a tax policy framework on digital assets.” The event, titled “ensuring digital asset policy built for the 21st century,” will come as House representatives, with the enthusiasm of a young lady at her first assembly, are expected to vote on three crypto-related bills.
