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In a post that’s probably already been screenshotted and shared by every XRP enthusiast on the planet, Egrag laid out his master plan. According to his Linear Regression (fancy words for “educated guessing”), XRP’s price targets are $3.40, $10, and the elusive $27. These numbers, he says, are based on the Logarithmic Linear Regression Channel, which sounds like something a mathematician would invent to torture high school students. 📈

Imagine a universe where Japan’s interest rates were the financial equivalent of a bottomless coffee cup-cheap, endless, and fueling everyone’s questionable life choices. For years, the Bank of Japan (BOJ) served as the galaxy’s favorite cosmic barista, keeping rates near zero and letting investors binge on risk like it’s cosmic popcorn. But now? Rumors swirl that BOJ might finally yawn, stretch, and decide to hike rates on December 18-19. The result? Global markets throwing a tantrum louder than a toddler denied dessert. 🌍 temper tantrum

As SUI languishes near $1.57, its on-chain activity-a veritable bacchanalia of transactions-whispers sweet nothings of a rebound to $2.10. Will it? Won’t it? The market, that fickle prima donna, remains uncommitted. 🎭

The token, ever the coquette, flirted with $205, batting its digital eyelashes at the V4 upgrade-a redesigned liquidation engine, because nothing says romance like efficient liquidations and risk controls. Truly, the stuff of sonnets.

Brazil\’s top asset manager, Itaú Asset, with a staggering $185 billion under its belt, has made a recommendation that\’s got everyone talking: allocate 1% to 3% of your investment portfolio to Bitcoin by 2026 🚀. And why not? With Brazil\’s economy being as stable as a house of cards in a hurricane 🌀, it\’s only sensible to diversify and protect your assets from the lovely folks at the Brazilian inflation office 👋.

A report from Digital Asset Solutions (DAS) claims there are three reasons this could work. Oh, here we go again. 🤦♂️

Our beloved BTC is still twirling around the stage-more like a tired, dance-off cold homeowner around $90,000 lately. This congestion phase, I must add, is like me at a party when someone mentions child support just as everyone’s about to leave. It’s disheartening but also kinda defines humankind, huh?

Rinsch was convicted on one count of wire fraud and one of money laundering-each punishable by 20 years in prison. Because nothing says “creative freedom” like turning a sci-fi series budget into a crypto experiment. 🚀

According to the wise oracle Lookonchain, our hero’s liquidation price sits at a cozy $2,234.69-far below the current $3,193 ETH price-so he’s essentially playing with house money while everyone else frets over the market’s mood swings.

Friday’s announcement was as cheerful as a dog with two tails, revealing that Bitnomial’s prediction market will now encompass everything from crypto hullabaloo to economic head-scratchers. It’s a bit like giving a kid a new toy chest-only the toys are crypto and macroeconomic data, and the chest might just be a literal treasure island. Traders will be able to wager on outcomes like token prices, inflation forecasts, and other numbers that make economists and gamblers equally excited-because who doesn’t love a good gamble on the fluctuating fortunes of digital currencies?