Rinsch was convicted on one count of wire fraud and one of money laundering-each punishable by 20 years in prison. Because nothing says “creative freedom” like turning a sci-fi series budget into a crypto experiment. 🚀
According to the wise oracle Lookonchain, our hero’s liquidation price sits at a cozy $2,234.69-far below the current $3,193 ETH price-so he’s essentially playing with house money while everyone else frets over the market’s mood swings.
Friday’s announcement was as cheerful as a dog with two tails, revealing that Bitnomial’s prediction market will now encompass everything from crypto hullabaloo to economic head-scratchers. It’s a bit like giving a kid a new toy chest-only the toys are crypto and macroeconomic data, and the chest might just be a literal treasure island. Traders will be able to wager on outcomes like token prices, inflation forecasts, and other numbers that make economists and gamblers equally excited-because who doesn’t love a good gamble on the fluctuating fortunes of digital currencies?
Tether, the crypto firm behind the world’s largest stablecoin, USDT, is aiming to acquire popular Italian football club Juventus FC, boosting its minority stake to 100%.
Yet, in this bleak landscape, a glimmer of hope flickers-renewable energy, that ancient and fickle lover. Sangha Renewables, ever the optimist, has lit the torch of solar power in Texas, while The Phoenix Group dances with the currents of Ethiopia’s rivers. 🌞💧
Ah, the marvels of modern finance! Backed Finance, in a magnificent partnership with Chainlink, has gifted us with xBridge-an audacious cross-chain bridge that allows tokenized stocks to waltz between Ethereum and Solana, all the while keeping track of corporate actions like stock splits and dividends. Truly, a spectacle to behold.
Meanwhile, the whole thing feels a bit like a soap opera. HYPE is weak, and Hyperliquid Strategies (NASDAQ: PURR-because what could go wrong with a stock called PURR?) is doing a $30 million stock buyback. Yeah, they’re buying their own stock. Genius, right? Or just throwing money into a black hole? You decide.
Enter VisionPulsed, the YouTube oracle, whose prognostications are as dramatic as they are dubious. With the gravitas of a soothsayer and the precision of a carnival barker, he declares that Dogecoin is destined to revisit the $0.05-$0.06 abyss within the next twelve months. A bold claim, one might say, though not entirely unprecedented in the annals of this canine-themed farce. His rationale? If Bitcoin, that fickle monarch, succumbs to a bear market, DOGE shall bleed like a wounded fox in a henhouse.
On December 12, 2010, the father of Bitcoin, Satoshi Nakamoto, ceased to converse openly with the world through the forums-an act as subtle as a wizard vanishing in a puff of smoke. That day, he pushed out a humble little update-a build so modest yet crucial, version 0.3.19-accompanied by a message that was, in essence, a gentle nudge: “Keep going, folks.” Such confidence, huh? 😅
Meanwhile, Bitcoin, that newsworthy rock in the crypto pond, has bounced back above $94,000 – only to crumple nearly 2% on a sleepy Friday, as if it couldn’t decide whether to stay in bed or get up and conquer the world. Ether, the ‘almost-too-cool-for-school’ sibling, took a 4% vacation, nosing around $3,100. The other alts (SOL, XRP, BNB, ADA – we see you) decided to follow the trend of uncertain teenagers, losing yesterday’s gains with all the grace of a cat falling off a windowsill.