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But wait, don’t get too excited yet. According to the ever-so-wise 10x Research, there are several catalysts driving these two crypto kings toward key levels. In their July 28 note, they bravely forecasted that Bitcoin might retest its $111,673 breakout point, providing a favorable risk/reward entry. And guess what? On August 7, Bitcoin dipped to $111,643 and then, like a true diva, swiftly rebounded to $117,000. *dramatic gasp*

Storm-no relation to the weather, though equally blustery-has been marked in New York’s courts as captain of an unlicensed money transmission contraption. His crime? The sort beloved of regulatory staff picnics and the FBI’s PowerPoint slides.

These rumors-fanciful whispers that fluttered through the grapevine-claimed SBI had already crawled into bed with some crypto ETFs, tossing in Bitcoin and XRP like a flamboyant chef throwing spices into a pot. A bold claim, indeed. Yet, amid the smoke and mirrors, the company proclaims: “Nada,” or “not yet,” without dread or regret. A shrug from the gods of finance, daring the skeptics to believe.

These tokenized pre-IPO stocks from PreStocksFi are now live and ready for trading 24/7 via Solana’s #1 DEX aggregator Jupiter (JUP). It’s like a never-ending stock market party, and everyone’s invited-except maybe the SEC, but hey, let’s not invite them to the fun, right? 🎉

Since hitting rock bottom, the price’s ascent to +7.4% signals that the market isn’t drowning in despair-that desperate sell-offs are just a bad joke. Miners, those brave souls, aren’t throwing in the towel; they’re holding strong, like stubborn bulls in a china shop. Showboating yes, surrender no!

After a week of Bitcoin ping-ponging between $116,952 (major resistance, darling) and $111,855 (its emotional support blanket), the market’s indecision is, frankly, almost British.

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They’re saying it’s outperforming Bitcoin and Ethereum. Of course it is. Because everything these days out-performs Bitcoin. It’s just…showing off at this point.

The news hit the crypto markets like a confetti cannon, causing a double-digit frenzy and turning IP into the hottest thing on CoinGecko-forget fame, this is fleeting glory! 🎉📈

If you blinked, you mighta missed Ethereum leapin’ off the $3,650 springboard and outmusclin’ Bitcoin like a steamboat winning a race upriver. ETH sailed right past the $3,720 and $3,750 toll gates with hardly a tip of the hat.