Cryptonews

They’re saying it’s outperforming Bitcoin and Ethereum. Of course it is. Because everything these days out-performs Bitcoin. It’s just…showing off at this point.

The news hit the crypto markets like a confetti cannon, causing a double-digit frenzy and turning IP into the hottest thing on CoinGecko-forget fame, this is fleeting glory! 🎉📈

If you blinked, you mighta missed Ethereum leapin’ off the $3,650 springboard and outmusclin’ Bitcoin like a steamboat winning a race upriver. ETH sailed right past the $3,720 and $3,750 toll gates with hardly a tip of the hat.

The case, which began with the SEC accusing Ripple of illegally selling XRP as an unregistered security, has been a central point of debate in the crypto industry. With today’s dismissal, the issue of Ripple’s programmatic sales of XRP made up to 2020, along with other non-institutional distributions, is now settled under the principle of res judicata. Basically, it’s like a legal “game over” for the SEC. 🎮

The filings, dry as dust from a forgotten steppe, whisper of dwindling T-bill holdings. Now at a mere $243.605 billion. “Mere,” I say! It’s enough to build a small city, but apparently not enough for the whims of a man who’s seen more money than a Tsar.

Union Jack (AIM: UJO), which holds a 16.665% stake in license PEDL183, has announced a feasibility study to see if they can use gas from existing wells to power bitcoin mining rigs. It’s like turning your grandma’s old gas heater into a money-printing machine-but instead of Monopoly money, it’s BTC. The goal? To generate early cash flow while waiting for their full-scale gas field development decision. Because who doesn’t love a good side hustle?

Analysis from the wise Anderson of High Altitude Investing (sounds like a superhero team, right?) notes a symmetrical pattern emerging-boss move if you ask any chart nerd. These shapes usually spell a coming shake-up, and with LINK’s past as dramatic as a soap opera, we’re all just waiting for that big ol’ breakout to make Bitcoin’s old bull runs look like child’s play. The months-long hibernation (or constipation, depending on how you see it) is finally nearing its end – time for a surge or a sneeze, who knows?

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Right now, the bidding stands at a jaw-dropping 6.8 Bitcoin, which roughly translates to a cool $791,248.38, courtesy of a gentleman named Finn.bags-probably a grandmaster of meme memorabilia-or just someone who really, really loves puppies in blinged-out hats. The auction launched on August 5 with a tiny bid (by big standards) of 0.00025 BTC, and in just three days, someone’s willing to pony up a shiny 7 Bitcoin. Who knows-by the time you read this, a last-minute bidder might lob in a cheeky 10 BTC just to win bragging rights. 🤑

Orphan blocks, those poor souls, arise when miners, in their greed or haste, dig up the same block height simultaneously. The network, a fickle mistress, chooses the block with the mightiest proof-of-work, leaving the other to wither in obscurity. 🪦 Monero Research Labs, the wise sages of this realm, remind us that such occurrences are as natural as a tumbleweed in the wind, yet a high rate might signal trouble-be it latency or malice.