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What’s this? A green candle on the weekly chart? The once-dull Cardano has turned a shade of green so fresh, it could only be rivaled by a field of mint. According to the ever-wise Av_Sebastian, this could signal the return of the buyers, who’ve been sorely missed. The $0.58 mark has been a significant level, and closing above it sends the bulls into a frenzy. Hold your horses, folks – this could be just the beginning of a new, thrilling chapter. 🚀

Mr. Musk’s rejoinder arrived with characteristic delay—a most Austenian drama of anticipation—pronouncing, “Fiat is hopeless, so yes.” One almost imagines Mrs. Bennet swooning at such a pronouncement, whilst the decorous ladies of Meryton fan themselves and clutch their pearls. Nevertheless, this brief correspondence did not merely provide entertainment for idle crypto-gossips; rather, it embodied the convergence of two grand themes: Mr. Musk’s dramatic defection from President Trump’s prodigiously expensive “Big Beautiful Bill”, and his preference for BTC as an antidote to the ceaseless creation of banknotes, a habit as reckless as Lydia Bennet’s shopping.

At the start of the year, Fundstrat predicted that industrials, financials, and tech would outperform the broader US stock market. And, lo and behold, industrials and financials have been the stars of the show so far, with tech finally waking up from its slumber 💻. According to Lee, these three sectors will continue to lead the equity market for the rest of the year, because, why not? 🤷‍♂️

According to the wise sages at SoSoValue, the 12 spot Bitcoin ETFs, which had previously drawn in a princely sum of $2.22 billion, now saw a mere $769.6 million in the past week. A drop, one might say, as dramatic as the fall of the House of Romanov.

The whimsical influence of United States economic indicators upon Bitcoin, which had seemingly dwindled in 2024, has returned with a flair quite worthy of Lady Catherine de Bourgh’s attention in this year of 2025. One wonders: do the fates themselves idle speculating on such movements?

The Financial Conduct Authority said on Friday that a central London court handed the scheme’s operators, Raymondip Bedi and Patrick Mavanga, their sentences after the pair pleaded guilty to multiple charges in November.

In a twist of fate that could only unfold in the peculiar world of El Salvador, longtime Bitcoin Core developer Jon Atack found himself in handcuffs, a victim of a 2011 law designed to protect women from violence. The charge? Insulting his neighbor by calling her “stupid” during a heated argument over a piece of land. The police, ever vigilant, were ready to send him to jail, where he might have languished for up to eight years. 🤦‍♂️

Much like me standing up from a beanbag chair, XRP managed to rise after finally making peace with the $2.220 level. Just like Bitcoin and Ethereum before it—because copying is the sincerest form of flattery—it leapt above the $2.2320 resistance and briefly fancied itself unstoppable.

The ingredients for a DOGE rally are all in place, and analysts and whale behavior both point to one thing: a breakout is coming, and it might be bigger than we ever imagined!

The past 24 hours have seen OP oscillate within a tight band between $0.520 and $0.535, a veritable game of market ping-pong 🏓. After beginning the session near $0.530, the token experienced several brief spikes and pullbacks, a testament to the reactive trading behavior that has come to define this market 📊.