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So, picture this: Binance Coin’s price is playing a game of chicken inside this descending channel. Resistance at about $808-like a stubborn gatekeeper-and support hanging around $710-trying not to get pushed out the door. Recent action? It flirted with the middle of this mess at $762, bouncing around like a pinball. Either it’s gonna break out or take a nosedive back to $710, maybe lower-like a bad relationship that just won’t let go. And if it hits $700? Well, that’s where the real drama starts-buying pressure or no, who knows?

Over the last 15 days, Bitcoin [BTC] has become the flavor of the month for both whales and retail investors. 🐳✨ It’s like a bad movie where everyone rushes to the same exit during a fire, but hey, who am I to judge?

In a land where the digital and the absurd intertwine, China has proclaimed that iris-scanning and other such folly are threats to its national grandeur. 🧿 A statement, as cryptic as a Gogol novella, emerged from the depths of WeChat, courtesy of the Chinese Ministry of State Security (MSS). It read, with a wink and a nudge:

In language so dry it could cure a raisin, the SEC declared that these liquid staking activities don’t fall under the purview of the Securities Act of 1933 or the Securities Exchange Act of 1934. Fancy that! Participants, it seems, can breathe a sigh of relief and avoid the bureaucratic nightmare of registering their transactions. Huzzah for small mercies!

After five days of deliberation-an eternity in the realm of justice-the jurors, initially paralyzed by their own indecision, finally emerged with a verdict. Prosecutors, in a bid to coax the jury from their stupor, implored Judge Katherine Polk Failla to encourage further deliberation, as if they were trying to awaken a slumbering giant. Inner City Press, ever the diligent chronicler, reported on this legal odyssey.

quicker transactions, Soroban smarts, bridges spanning chains like socialites at a ball. The doctors of code whisper that Pi-currently v19-may vault straight to v23 in a single bound. Such prowess, they declare, will bolster cross-chain compatibility and, presumably, general morale.

According to an excruciatingly earnest Binance Research missive (delivered to CryptoMoon, perhaps by footman), tokenized stocks have soared to a market capitalization of $370 million by the end of July. Stealing the show is Exodus Movement (EXOD), galloping ahead with $260 million-leaving the rest of the field to squabble over a still-impressive $53.6 million, which, dear reader, amounts to a 220% leap in a single month. Champagne bottles, one presumes, are at risk of shortage.

Blockchain security firms Lookonchain, PeckShield, and Scam Sniffer have been on the case, and they’ve traced the heist back to a phishing attack so sneaky, it could make a fox blush. The poor soul unknowingly signed a malicious transfer, draining their wallet of Aave-wrapped USDT (aEthUSDT). It’s like giving a thief the keys to your safe and saying, “Help yourself!” 😅

The report, which you can find at bitcointreasuries.net, reveals that the total holdings of all monitored entities-be they companies, exchange-traded funds (ETFs), governments, or funds-have reached a remarkable 3.64 million BTC by the end of the month. Public companies alone are hoarding 955,048 BTC, while their private counterparts clutch 292,364 BTC like a child with a favorite toy.

The Philippines, with its growing reputation as a crypto-friendly haven in Southeast Asia, and the possibility of Donald Trump gracing the summit with his presence, presents a rather intriguing tableau. It seems the stars are aligning for investors to explore emerging crypto projects-before they inevitably capture the world’s attention and perhaps the heart of Mr. Trump himself. 🤷‍♂️