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So, apparently, there’s this thing called the TD Sequential “9” buy signal. Don’t worry, it’s not a secret cult hand gesture, it’s just a fancy technical indicator suggesting that XRP might be done with its downward spiral. If the chart’s got your attention (or you just like the idea of a price reversal), this could be the moment when the market finally says, “Okay, fine, maybe we’ll give XRP another shot.” Thanks, Tom DeMark, whoever you are.

Apparently, they took a little break from their shopping spree between October 12 and November 30, offloading 113,070 BTC. But hey, even whales need a detox now and then. Now they’re back in the game, and Bitcoin’s price is like, “Okay, I see you.” 💪

Like a phantom in the night, Kwon vanished after Terra’s 2022 implosion, only to resurface in Montenegro, a land of mountains and mysteries. 🏔️ Arrested on unrelated charges, he was extradited to the U.S., where the specter of fraud, manipulation, and money-laundering looms large. 🕵️‍♂️ Ah, the globe-trotting life of a crypto mogul-part tragedy, part farce.

Trading days, eh? They’re like a game of horseshoes-sometimes you’re close, and sometimes you’re just throwin’ money in the dirt. 🏇 Thursday, Dec. 4, was a real doozy. Bitcoin and Ether ETF investors pulled back faster than a hound dog from a bath, while Solana and the fresh-faced XRP ETF market quietly lapped up the crumbs.

Crypto enthusiasts, bless their tender hearts, are scratching their heads like a cat in a room full of rocking chairs. “Why 12 years?” they ask. “Is this a jail sentence or a vacation?” Meanwhile, Kwon’s lawyers are probably sippin’ lemonade and whisperin’, “Sure, he’s guilty… but blame the market, the hackers, the moon!” 🚀

Behold, the analysts, those modern-day augurs, scrutinize support and resistance levels with the fervor of a lepidopterist pinning butterflies. Their gaze lingers on long-term formations, as if deciphering the entrails of a digital oracle. 🔮

He points fingers at the usual suspects: gold reaching for the heavens, the Treasury yields doing the limbo under zero, and stocks jitterbugging faster than a squirrel on espresso. All signs, he claims, of some impending catastrophe-like the universe’s way of saying, “Brace yourselves.” 🌌

And now, like a well-timed drama, this sudden dip in price has led to a surge in “realized losses,” a term that’s got crypto enthusiasts clutching their pearls. This jump in losses is the highest we’ve seen since late 2022, a fact proudly presented by the ever-vigilant crypto analytics platform, Glassnode. The timing couldn’t be more poetic – as the crypto community stirs with fear and uncertainty, making this news the latest juicy gossip. 🍿

In this brave new world, transformation won’t come from the outside. No, it will sprout from within, like a rebellious weed in a manicured garden, through controlled chaos. Small, independent teams, freed (within reason, of course) to experiment, will challenge the age-old tale of banks as impenetrable fortresses, forever resistant to disruption. 🌱🏰

spot and futures volumes are down by roughly a third from recent highs and open interest has eased a few points, a mix that often produces sudden air pockets once price starts to move. 🧨