More than three years and some months since Kwon’s kingdom crumbled into dust, an awkward resurrection is underway. Development seems to spring from community votes-proof that even in the apocalypse, people love to argue over code, or maybe just because they have nothing better to do.
Filed on December 2, 2025, this masterpiece of financial theater was promptly handed to the House Financial Institutions Committee – a group presumably chosen for their ability to spell “ETF” without laughing. Unlike other states playing it safe with crypto-as-snack-food options, Indiana says, “Here, have a main course of Bitcoin!”
This isn’t just about a social media slap on the wrist. No, no, no. We’re talking about a full-blown war on digital privacy. Like the EU woke up and decided, “Hey, let’s ruin the internet-again!” They’re building a surveillance empire, from social media to your crypto transactions. It’s like Big Brother with a crypto badge. Security, transparency… all just fancy words now. 🙄
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This price resurgence has been fueled by renewed attention on founder Do Kwon’s upcoming case decision, scheduled for December 11th. Because nothing says “investment opportunity” like a guy who’s already pleaded guilty to fraud. 🕵️♂️💸
Are we witnessing the Bardian patience of tradethy athletes perceiving Ethereum through the sepia-tinted glasses of posterity?
Their dfdvSOL product, a curious concoction if ever there was one, held 530,286.72 units. And, a touch of cheer amidst the gloom: Q3 unrealized gains exceeded $74 million, a return of 11.4% from SOL operations. An excellent result, naturally, though one wonders if it’s mere accounting legerdemain. 🧐
And lo! Aster, after what they call a “breakthrough” 2025 (because obviously), is rolling out its vision for the next stage of its grand plan. We’re talking a series of monumental releases, including multi-asset margin trading, a mobile app that’s so sleek it could moonlight as a fashion statement, a token generation event that got the whole crypto community buzzing, CEX listings (because who doesn’t want to be on every exchange?), and-wait for it-the buyback program to end all buyback programs.
November was the month of the XRP ETF explosion, with a whole slew of big names jumping on the bandwagon. Canary Capital, Franklin Templeton, Bitwise, and Grayscale all threw their hats into the ring. But wait, there’s more-Amplify ETFs, who already manage over $16 billion, decided to drop an XRP-covered-call ETF into the mix. They’re calling it the first XRP-based option income ETF. Whoa, talk about a mouthful. 😜
But let us not be fooled by the glitter of short-term gains. The question is not whether these tokens can rise-for rise they can, like a balloon filled with hot air-but whether their ascent is built upon anything more substantial than wishful thinking and the collective delusion of the crowd.🎈