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In a press release dripping with corporate optimism, PayPal President and CEO Alex Chriss declared, “Businesses of all sizes face incredible pressure when growing globally.” Incredible pressure, indeed—like deciding whether to accept PYUSD or just stick to boring old dollars. But fret not, for PayPal is here to “remove these barriers” and help businesses achieve their wildest dreams. Dreams of what, exactly? Becoming trillionaires via Shiba Inu tokens? One can only hope. 🐶

Now, when Joe Kernen, the host, asked Pomp about Bitcoin and Ethereum getting all this attention, Pomp confidently declared that Bitcoin is the king of the market. I mean, who needs a crown when you have a digital coin, right? 👑 He says Wall Street is all about Bitcoin, not Ethereum or those other wannabe altcoins. Sure, Ethereum and Solana are getting some love, but they haven’t hit new highs like Bitcoin. It’s like being the best player on a losing team. You’re still the best, but it’s not saying much.

And guess what? This reserve has managed to make friends with 64 active participants. That’s like a bar where everyone’s cheering for the same sports team… except the fans are holding ETH instead of nachos. Since April, it’s been a non-stop ETH party with no signs of stopping!

And there we stood, watching as the weekly closing of gold dipped below the majestic $3357, hinting at a possible retest of this level and more bearish pressure. But let’s not get too gloomy just yet; the FOMC is around the corner, and anything can happen in the financial circus. 🎪

This noble Cardano, fired up by aspiration, embarks upon the week with a bullish might! Like a determined suitor, he returns to the upper bounds of his short-term ascending channel. Behold! The chart presented by the wise Ssesbi unveils a delightful inverse head-and-shoulders structure, ready to challenge the horizontal resistance lurking around $0.855. What merriment shall ensue as he aims for the next target of $0.90!

The correction might drag on indefinitely, but oh joy, some dubious technical whispers hint at a reversal setup lurking in the shadows, as if the charts have suddenly grown a sense of drama. 😏

Enter Ethereum, the dashing protagonist of this act, strutting onto the stage with over $1.5 billion in inflows—a performance worthy of a standing ovation. Not to be outdone, Solana and XRP joined the ensemble cast, delivering soliloquies of success that left Bitcoin looking rather… well, passé. 🎤✨

With pens dipped in ink of concern, these senators dispatch a missive to Pulte, demanding he unveil the hidden machinations of his risk assessment, as if peeling back layers of an onion that might bring tears or laughter. They paint vivid pictures of cryptocurrency’s wild swings, the specter of defaults lurking like thieves in the night, scams proliferating like weeds in a neglected garden, and traceability as elusive as a dream upon waking. “Such elements,” they muse, could ignite a firestorm of mortgage failures and systemic chaos, turning stable homes into haunted houses. 💸 Yet, in this dance of danger, one can’t help but chuckle at the absurdity—after all, who needs solid ground when you can build castles on digital sand? 😜

Via the grand stage of social media X, Grogan pontificates that a mere minimum of 913,111 ETH—equating to a staggering $3.43 billion—has been eternally misplaced, all due to errors that would embarrass a toddler with a crayon. How charmingly predictable! 🤦‍♂️

With this cheeky little purchase, their Bitcoin stash now balloons to a staggering 3,072 BTC, valued at over $358 million. Blimey, that’s enough to make even the richest of witches cackle with envy! 🧙♀️💰