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So McKenna’s out here claiming that if Hyperliquid hit its old SWPE ratio, it’d be cruising at $77. Based on some $3.2M revenue EMA—sounds legit, right? But come on, the dashboard shows SWPE at 3.62, way below past highs, even with revenue climbing. It’s like finding a penny on the street and thinking you’re rich. 😂 The gap between price and revenue? It won’t last forever, or so they say, but I’m skeptical—markets are full of surprises, and not the good kind.

This newfound momentum is like a warm wind at the back of PENGU, propelling it forward in both demand and chart performance. Who knew that being pudgy could lead to such success? 😂

As the drama unfolded in a Southern District of New York courtroom, the eyes of both American and Argentine authorities observed with a mixture of curiosity and incredulity. Launched on the occasion of Saint Valentine’s in 2025, the LIBRA token briefly basked in the warm endorsement of Argentina’s self-proclaimed savior, President Javier Milei, only to plummet into the depths of despair just hours hence. What a love story gone awry! 💔

In a tweet dated July 25, Tyler accused JPMorgan of playing a game of “anti-competitive” hide-and-seek, a move he claimed could leave crypto and fintech firms gasping for air. This spicy drama comes courtesy of a Bloomberg report, which revealed JPMorgan is now charging fintechs just to peek at their own banking data. Imagine paying a toll to look at your own diary! 📖💰

Despite the government’s chest-thumping about stockpiling BTC like it’s going out of style, the IMF’s report spills the beans: El Salvador swore off buying more Bitcoin. Total contradiction—it’s like claiming you’re a vegan while chowing down on a burger. 🍔🤥

Crypto enthusiasts are betting the farm that this massive M2 balloon will catapult the digital currency to the moon! 🌕 This idea is popping up on Reddit and X like popcorn at a movie; users dissecting how this entire “money flooding” situation is going to play out, like it’s a daytime soap opera! 🍿

Bitcoin, that digital alchemy experiment that refuses to die, is currently chilling above $117,000 after recently hitting a “new all-time high” of $123,000. Because nothing says “stability” like a 147% surge since the ETF launch month. 🤪

Lo and behold, the rate of XRP has jumped like a caffeinated kangaroo, rising by a robust 4.23% over the past 24 hours! Someone call a doctor—this coin is blushing! 🌱

According to Maartunn (whoever that is—probably some crypto wizard living in his mom’s basement), Ethereum’s open interest on CME Futures has soared to an astronomical $7.85 billion. That’s enough zeroes to make even Scrooge McDuck blush 🦆💰.

The publicly traded company Coinbase (Nasdaq: COIN) not only operates an exchange but it also offers payment solutions, custodial services, and more to a wide range of businesses. At the start of May, TopMob reported that onchain data from timechainindex.com shows Coinbase secured 2.719 million BTC.