According to Bloomberg ETF expert Eric Balchunas, the fund reached the $10 billion mark “in one year flat,” making it the third-fastest ETF to achieve this milestone in history. But wait, there’s more!
Oh, the tempest of volatility has seized the market, dear reader, as though the very fabric of financial reason trembles beneath the weight of uncertainty 🌪️💸. Yet NFTs—those digital trinkets of the damned—have not escaped this cosmic reckoning.
According to the esteemed auguries of CoinCodex, the indicators for our intrepid Shiba Inu have turned unmistakably bullish. The sentiment index now teeters at a lofty seventy-two—a figure that betrays a collective greed akin to the exuberance of a summer revelry. In such ebullient times, one might expect a frenzied scramble to acquire this digital talisman, thereby propelling its value to ever more exalted heights. After all, what is speculation if not a modern-day hunt for fortune? 🦊
Our dear friend Tom Lee, the managing partner of FundStrat and chairman of BitMine, waxed lyrical about their recent buying binge, cheerfully announcing that they are “well on our way to achieving our goal of acquiring and staking 5% of the overall ETH supply.” One can only imagine the shenanigans that must ensue in the boardroom as they toast to new heights, clinking mugs of frothy ale! 🍺
This latest installment follows the generous sprinkling of $1.2 billion in February and a whopping $5 billion in May 2025. Altogether, FTX has managed to return over $8 billion to its creditors, a sum that would make even the Grapes of Wrath seem like loose change. 🍇💰
With the flourish of a true maestro, SEC Chairman Paul S. Atkins joyfully proclaimed the grand opening of nominations for all five PCAOB seats—terms that will expire in the years that no doubt will be remembered in the annals of history as 2026 to 2030. What a splendid way to mark the passage of time! As dictated by the venerable Sarbanes-Oxley Act of 2002 (a name which rolls off the tongue like a lumpy potato), the PCAOB has the lofty responsibility of supervising audits of public companies, brokers, and dealers—because who wouldn’t want to be the watchdog of those financial miscreants? 🧐
Ah, the classic cooldown. Yet, if one dares to peer through the murky fog of past price antics, short-term signals, and the thrilling dance of support zones, one might sense that something darker lurks beneath. 🎭
Three thousand Bitcoin. That’s, like, over $350 million at today’s prices. Which is… a significant amount of money. Enough to buy a small island, probably. This apparently makes them the second biggest Bitcoin-holding company in Japan. Honestly, it’s all a bit much, isn’t it? 🙄
Speaking of big players, let’s talk about World Liberty Financial (WLFI)—a super fancy decentralized finance protocol and cryptocurrency company that, believe it or not, is owned by none other than Donald Trump. Yes, you read that right. WLFI went all in and scooped up an additional $2,010,000 worth of ETH, like they’re playing Monopoly and decided to go for the hotel on Ethereum Avenue. And this comes after several days of “let’s keep buying, shall we?” activity from WLFI. They’re doubling down, clearly feeling good about ETH’s potential. Maybe too good? But hey, who can blame them?
Announced on July 24, this audacious coupling follows Kalshi’s recent $185 million Series C carnival, foreshadowing a splendid division of strategies in the circus of prediction markets—one that flirts with the unpredictable, while the other rides the coattails of distribution.
