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SOL had a little *oopsie* with a 9.5% drop as $30 million in long positions went poof. 💸

With the grand announcement on July 23, 2025, Cango confirmed its metamorphosis, a transformation that has seen it amass a considerable Bitcoin treasury. The company, now fully entrenched in the world of cryptocurrencies, has its sights set on expanding its mining capacity and embracing the green energy revolution, a move that could very well redefine the industry. 🌱⚡

It appears HBAR has suffered a momentary lapse in enthusiasm, succumbing to the inevitable rejection from the value area high. The former support at $0.26, now transformed into a rather impolite resistance, hints at a continuation of this downward trend. The rally, alas, was built on air, devoid of structural integrity, leaving a rather disheartening vacuum beneath it. 🧐

The platform, with the rather imposing name of EDXM, now offers these ‘perpetual futures contracts’ – a phrase that sounds suspiciously like a promise of endless speculation – on a bewildering 44 pairings. Bitcoin (BTC), of course, is present. As is Ethereum (ETH). Even Solana (SOL) and XRP have been granted entry. All under the watchful gaze of various financial institutions and venture capital firms, who no doubt see a profit hiding amongst the blocks. 💰

Perfect for bustling shops and restaurants where chaos reigns supreme, it hooks up with Square’s POS app smoother than a riverboat gambler’s pitch. And for the low, low price of ¥44,980 (which, let’s be honest, is just shy of “why don’t you take my firstborn?” territory), you too can join the cashless revolution—because who needs paper money when you’ve got a gadget that practically winks at you? 😉

This delay isn’t new; it’s like the SEC’s Netflix series, “Will They, Won’t They” featuring altcoins! Similarly, we had that little rollercoaster with the Grayscale Digital Large Cap ETF. So, while we’re on this emotional investment ride, remember, the final verdict is still TBA—just like the ending of every show you watch with your parents. 😩

Dogwifhat (WIF) hovers near a precipice, its price a trembling hand clutching the edge of a cup and handle. This tale began in March, a tale of rounded bases and sideways despair, until July’s tedium. Now, it teeters just above the $1.20 neckline, a fragile promise of salvation. 🕊️

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Ethereum, the bold and brash contender, took the lead with a staggering $54 million in liquidations, while XRP, the underdog with a penchant for drama, followed closely behind with $41 million. Bitcoin, the stoic old-timer, remained relatively unscathed, with only $19.58 million in liquidations, as if it were sipping tea while the others were in a frenzy. 🐸⚡🍵

The Trump-linked decentralized finance protocol will integrate Vaulta’s native A token into its Macro Strategy reserve, probably to spice up their portfolio with a dash of digital folly. Meanwhile, WLFI’s USD1 stablecoin—pegged to the dollar and Treasuries like some desperate bid for legitimacy—gets crammed into Vaulta’s setup for yield strategies, payments, and all manner of tokenized tomfoolery. Vaulta, having ditched its dreary EOS identity earlier in 2025, now prances about as a Web3 banking network, hell-bent on fusing the drudgery of traditional finance with blockchain’s shiny illusions. This so-called collaboration promises zippy, bulletproof decentralized wealth management and aims to ram Web3 finance into the mainstream faster than you can say “bubble burst.” And get this, WLFI slyly hoarded $6 million in EOS tokens (swiftly reborn as A tokens) before Vaulta’s May rebrand, sealing the deal this week with all the fanfare of a bad marriage. Both outfits harp on about regulatory compliance and U.S.-style innovation, as if that excuses the absurdity. 😏