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Bitcoin is basically throwing confetti and hurling itself toward $150,000. 🎉 What a party!

Pepe Coin (PEPE) has taken the crypto stage by storm, hopping up a fabulous 32% just as the market decides it’s time to play dress-up again. With whales accumulating like your relatives at a buffet, this charming token has reached a dazzling $0.0000138, the most extravagant height since July 11. And to think it’s nearly 60% above its June lows! 🐸💃

In a week that could only be described as a veritable shopping spree fit for a tech-savvy Scrooge McDuck, SharpLink managed to scoop up over 280,000 ETH, a treasure chest worth a staggering $900 million! Talk about throwing your digital weight around!

On the 16th of July, the world of crypto trading infrastructure was abuzz with the news that Talos plans to acquire Coin Metrics, the Boston-based blockchain analytics and market data firm that supplies high-integrity metrics to financial institutions. 📈

Van de Poppe, with a following that rivals a small town’s population—795,600 souls, to be exact—proclaims that when ETH takes its grand leap into the high stratosphere, the wallets of retail traders will open wider than a preacher’s mouth on Sunday morning. 🙏

Pump.fun, oh, how it aspires to be more than just another meme coin. With its own decentralized social ecosystem, it aims to reward user attention with real value. The platform offered 33 percent of its 1 trillion token supply at 0.004 US dollars a piece, and all of the tokens were unlocked on day one. Through pump.fun and other partner exchanges such as Bybit and Kraken, the ICO raised millions of dollars worth of KYC-verified users, excluding, of course, the U.S. population. 🇺🇸🚫

But hold your applause! The battle is far from over, as these bills will continue to go through more hearings and votes before they can be enshrined into law. The twist? Democratic support has mysteriously vanished—how shocking, right? 🕵️‍♂️ This might just be the plot twist we didn’t see coming…

Yet, as whispers echo in the gilded halls of finance, it appears the soul of Citigroup is fixated on the “tokenized deposit space.” Imagine that! Banking—now with a sprinkle of digital seasoning! 🍽️

Our dear cryptocurrency, Bitcoin, is under threat from the nefarious quantum computing, which could compromise a whopping 25% of its supply due to exposed public keys. Fear not, for the intrepid Jameson Lopp, CTO and co-founder of self-custody service Casa, has proposed a quantum-resistant upgrade to the cryptocurrency’s software.

On a fateful Tuesday, the city council, perhaps sipping tea and assembling with grand purpose, passed with unanimous voice an ordinance that requires registration, licenses, and serves as a bulwark against the rising tide of crypto misadventures plaguing nearby locales, most notably under the aegis of the vigilant Attorney General Dana Nessel.