Well, look at that! Coinjar’s finally making a move in the U.S., bringing its fancy AI assistant along for the ride. Because nothing screams American optimism like a regulated exchange with a robot sidekick. 💼🤖
Coinjar, that old Aussie crypto dog who’s been hanging out in Australia, the UK, and Ireland, decided, “Hey, why not the U.S. too?” So now they’re vaulting in, all legit with federal and state rules, probably making regulators feel all warm and fuzzy. The kicker? They’ve got this Coinjar AI-yes, an AI assistant that you can bug about your portfolio while sipping your overpriced coffee. Because what’s better than doing math with a computer that probably knows more than your accountant? 🤓
The big shot CEO, Asher Tan, says, “The U.S. is where the big dogs play, and we’re confident because, you know, regulation and technology can totally be friends.” Sure, Asher. Just don’t let the robots take over before the Super Bowl, okay?
🧭 FAQs
• What’s the new trick in the U.S.? An AI assistant that’s smarter than your average barista, helping with your crypto stuff.
• When are we counting on this thing? As of December 18, 2025. Mark your calendars-or don’t, it’s just a date.
• Who’s watching? Federal and state crypto watchdogs. Because apparently, regulations are like dad jokes-interesting, once you get them.
• Global followers? Over 800,000 folks already trust them-probably not because of their charm, but hey, the money helps.
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2025-12-19 18:29