Crypto, Because Who Needs Actual Money?

So, you wanna get rich off crypto, huh? πŸ€‘ Well, good luck with that. But hey, some guy named Ali Martinez thinks he’s got the magic formula. Let’s see what he’s got to say.

  • Bitcoin‘s doing its thing, and some altcoins are like, “Hey, me too!” 🀩
  • Ali Martinez is like a crypto Nostradamus or something, and he’s got predictions for XRP, DOGE, and ADA.

$XRP is forming an inverse head and shoulders pattern, which is just a fancy way of saying it might go up 15% to $2.65. But don’t quote me on that. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

β€” Ali (@ali_charts) July 3, 2025

XRP’s been stuck in neutral for months, but it’s gained 6% in the past week. Whoop-de-doo. πŸŽ‰ It tried to break out, but nope, it’s still stuck. Ali thinks it can hit $2.65, but it needs to get past $2.32 first. Good luck with that.

Dogecoin‘s holding strong above $0.16, which means it might actually be worth something someday. Maybe. Possibly. Ish. πŸ€”

β€” Ali (@ali_charts) July 4, 2025

Dogecoin’s the OG meme coin, and Ali thinks it’s got growth potential. Like, 50% growth potential. But only if it stays above $0.16. Fingers crossed, right? 🀞

Cardano‘s ADA needs to get its act together and close above $0.67. Then, and only then, can it rally to $0.83–$0.91. Maybe. Hopefully. Please? πŸ™

β€” Ali (@ali_charts) July 3, 2025

And finally, we’ve got Cardano’s ADA, which is currently stuck in the mud. It needs to surge 15% just to get to the starting point of Ali’s predicted rally. But hey, if it does, it could go up another 25-35%! πŸš€

So, there you have it. Crypto predictions from some guy on the internet. Take it for what it’s worth. πŸ˜‚

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2025-07-04 14:58