In a farcical spectacle worthy of a grand stage, a US judge-no less than the venerable Colm Connolly-has firmly nudged back the lawsuit of Justin Sun, the illustrious master of Tron and self-declared crypto czar. The poor fellow sought to silence Bloomberg’s pesky pen from revealing the glittering hoard of cryptocurrencies hiding in his vault, but alas, the gavel came down with a stern “Nyet!”
On an ordinary Monday within the hallowed halls of Delaware’s District Court, the judge, after perusing the heaps of paper, sided with Bloomberg’s brazen reporting on Sun’s disclosed bounties: a majestic treasury of 60 billion Tron tokens-quite the fortune! Not to mention 17,000 Bitcoin nuggets, 224,000 Etheral coins, and a cool 700 million Tether dollars. A petty sum, one might say, if only one were a pauper.
Bloomberg, with the subtlety of a town crier, reached out to Sun’s retinue in chilly February, seeking whispers of his riches for the illustrious Billionaires Index. Sun, predictably clutching his pearls, cried foul: these “specific financial holdings” were “unverified, confidential and private,” or so he declared. Thus was born the legal drama, with motions filed on August 11 and refreshed in September like a bad vodka hangover.
The initial suit waved the banner of a temporary restraining order, begging the court to muzzle Bloomberg’s quill. But Judge Connolly, in a twist of literary justice, refused, pointing out that Sun’s own boastful tweets about his crypto kingdom rather undid his claims to secrecy.
Indeed, Connolly remarked with a twinkle of irony,
“Sun himself has disclosed far more specific information about his Bitcoin holdings than what Bloomberg published.”
A classic case of “look who’s talking,” wouldn’t you agree?
To add salt to the wound, the judge sneered at Sun’s fears of hackers and kidnappers swooping down like villains from a Russian novel, noting that these threats were not sufficiently proven. Perhaps Sun thought his lavish online self-exposure would shield him? Oh, the sweet naivety!
Whether our intrepid Tron founder will seek other labyrinthine legal caverns remains a mystery-one that even the wisest babushka couldn’t divine. CryptoMoon tried poking Sun’s camp for a comment but was met with the silence of a Siberian winter.
Sun’s Running a Marathon Under the Watchful Eyes of US Lawmakers 🏃♂️👀
Ah, but the tale does not end here! Our protagonist remains the subject of a lawsuit accusing him of selling unregistered securities-ingredients for a scandal cooked up by the US Securities and Exchange Commission in 2023. However, with the change of political winds and the departure of the SEC’s chief, the case was shelved faster than a warm loaf of rye bread on a summer’s day.
More recently, congressional voices have risen, demanding answers from the SEC as to why they dropped their case against the man famed for his “sizable investments” in crypto projects linked to the Trump dynasty-World Liberty Financial and the mysterious memecoin included. Surely just a coincidence, isn’t it? 🙃
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2025-09-23 22:10