Ah, Bitcoin… BTC, as the initiated whisper, currently wallowing below the psychologically significant $102,000 mark. Lost nearly one percent in a single rotation of this wretched planet? A tragedy, naturally. A catastrophe! Though, frankly, after the things I’ve seen… one percent is a rounding error, a particularly tiresome fly buzzing around a decaying samovar. ☕
The grand total of all these digital baubles – the entire cryptocurrency market capitalization – has also taken a minor, utterly devastating tumble of about one percent, settling at a meager $3.7 trillion. As if anyone can truly count such things. It’s all vapor, my friends, beautiful, shimmering vapor. ✨
And now, the million-dollar question – or, considering the current rates, a mere $10,000 question – what shenanigans will fate (or, more likely, a particularly ill-advised tweet) unleash upon us today, on this, November the seventh? Will the market rebound? Will pigs take flight? Will sensible people finally stop talking about NFTs? Don’t hold your breath. 🤨
Bitcoin
BTC $101 683
24h volatility: 1.4%
Market cap: $2.03 T
Vol. 24h: $71.37 B
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2025-11-07 10:52