Right then, it appears one of those chaps who knows a bit about these digital whatsits – a “crypto analyst,” they call him – has had a bit of a lark with some figures, and come up with a prediction that would rather tickle the fancy of anyone holding a few Dogecoins. Apparently, this particular memecoin, looking remarkably like a canine companion, is poised for gains of a positively staggering nature, potentially reaching a market cap of a trillion dollars. Good heavens!
This Mr. Crypto Kaleo – a distinctly anonymous fellow with a following of over seven hundred thousand on that X platform (sounds frightfully modern, doesn’t it?) – has pronounced that Dogecoin (DOGE, if you’re taking notes) will be soaring to a price tag of nearly seven dollars a pop. Seven dollars! That’s a rise of over two thousand six hundred percent, you know. Almost enough to buy a rather decent hat. 🎩
“My target for DOGE this cycle is a one trillion dollar market cap (roughly $6.9420). Memes have proven they have real value throughout the course of the bear market. The king of memes deserves to see $1 trillion.”
Honestly, the sentiment! The sheer audacity! One pictures this Kaleo fellow as a bit of a bounder, but a cheerful one, all the same.
Dogecoin, at the time of writing, is fetching a modest twenty-four cents. A rather robust gain of nearly ten percent in the last twenty-four hours, mind you, which suggests someone, somewhere, is taking this all rather seriously.
Apparently, Mr. Kaleo didn’t just pull this figure out of thin air (though one suspects a bit of hopeful thinking was involved). No, no, he mathematically deduced it – a term which, in these circles, often means “made a few assumptions and then hoped for the best.” He compared Dogecoin’s performance to that of Bitcoin (BTC), and assumed a similar pattern would emerge.
“‘Kaleo, isn’t this a little too bullish?’ Let’s do some math! My target for Bitcoin this cycle is >$500,000. That’s >$10 trillion market cap. Last bull market, Dogecoin hit nearly 10% of BTC’s market cap. 10% of $10 trillion is $1 trillion. $1 trillion market cap for Dogecoin = ~$6.9420 per DOGE.”
The precision is… impressive, I suppose. Though I maintain a healthy skepticism regarding anything involving such large numbers and digital doggies. 🧐
He concludes, with a flourish, that Dogecoin is presently exhibiting signs of “breaking out” against Bitcoin (whatever that means) and that we should all brace ourselves for an impending “God candle.” A “God candle,” you say? Sounds rather biblical, doesn’t it? One hopes it doesn’t involve smiting the unbelievers.
“Dogecoin is breaking out vs. Bitcoin. 100%+ God candle incoming.”
Bitcoin itself is currently trading at one hundred and eighteen thousand, one hundred and forty-seven dollars. A fractional decrease, it seems, on the day. One suspects the real action is with the canine contingent. Honestly, the whole thing smacks of a bit of a lark, but who am I to argue with a trillion dollars? Not a bit of it! 😇
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