Dogecoin Creator’s Hilarious Warning: Zillow Might Crash Crypto Markets!

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Ah, Billy Markus! The man behind Dogecoin, the cryptocurrency that went from a laughingstock Doge Meme to your aunt’s favorite investment. This software maestro, in cahoots with Jackson Palmer, recently decided it was time to deliver a warning that could save wallets—or possibly render them empty.

And just to spice things up, he also dropped a list of his favorite cryptocurrencies. Spoiler alert: DOGE is proudly sitting at the top of that list, alongside a few shiny contenders that probably won’t get anyone rich either. Who knew the creator of the ultimate meme coin has thoughts on other cryptos?

Now, this isn’t just any ol’ software engineer. No, our Billy goes by the moniker of Shibetoshi Nakamoto on social media—what a madcap nod to Bitcoin‘s mysterious creator! I can just picture him chuckling as he types away, probably while clutching a plush Shiba Inu.

‘Crypto crash’ warning from our meme lord

In a recent burst of cryptic wisdom on X, Shibetoshi had a real gem for investors: Don’t open Zillow! Yes, that’s right. Apparently, just the act of looking at real estate listings can send your crypto investments into a tailspin. Zillow Crash He tweeted, “remember, no matter how high crypto goes, don’t open Zillow, it’ll cause an instant crash.” You know, just a casual note about how your dreams of Bitcoin riches can crumble faster than a house of cards.

remember, no matter how high crypto goes, don’t open zillow, it’ll cause an instant crash

all crashes are cuz someone opened zillow

— Shibetoshi Nakamoto (@BillyM2k) July 18, 2025

Markus elaborated, noting with tongue-in-cheek that “all crashes are cuz someone opened Zillow.” Isn’t it delightful how he mixes humor and sarcasm to discuss the market’s wild mood swings? Truly, he has the comedic timing of a well-placed meme.

As the crypto bull run rages on, Billy casually suggests, “crypto should go up 8% every day imho.” Oh, wouldn’t that be lovely? If only realities matched wishes!

Shibetoshi’s Favorite Cryptos—Hold onto Your Hats!

In yet another pronunciation of his almighty crypto opinions, Shibetoshi recently shared his top four cryptocurrencies, perhaps to avoid incessant questions that would drive anyone mad.

His number one pick? Bitcoin, of course—the “OG”—because everyone prefers to root for the underdog turned champion. Then he tosses Ethereum into the mix because, let’s be honest, it’s just more fun when you have some, right? Dogecoin takes its rightful place in third; naturally, “I made it.” Lastly, there’s AVAX—because who wouldn’t favor a coin that pays homage to his beloved gaming hobby?

here are my 4 favorite cryptocurrencies and why:

BTC – the OG

ETH – i have some

DOGE – i made it

AVAX – i like games

— Shibetoshi Nakamoto (@BillyM2k) July 18, 2025

As for last year, he disclosed his Bitcoin holding—but it’s not exactly a fortune. A whopping 0.006 BTC, which, at the moment, comes in at a staggering $712.63. That’s enough to buy half a fancy dinner, depending on how hungry you are. Who knew the meme coin mogul lived so modestly?

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2025-07-18 13:30