Epstein Files? Bitcoin’s Back! 🚀

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Two totally unrelated storylines collided… and somehow, it’s all about Bitcoin.

Spoiler: It’s not because Congress is releasing the Epstein files – but that headline didn’t hurt the chaos. 🤡

House Votes 427-1 to Release Epstein Files: Market Reacts, but Not How You Think

In one of the most lopsided votes in modern history, the US House of Representatives voted 427-1 to force the Department of Justice to release the long-sealed Jeffrey Epstein files. 🧠💣

The bipartisan bill, co-sponsored by Rep. Thomas Massie and Rep. Ro Khanna, now heads to the Senate. Because nothing says “bipartisanship” like a 427-1 vote. 🤷‍♂️

BREAKING: US House votes to release Epstein files

– BeInCrypto (@beincrypto) November 18, 2025

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene called it a “major victory for the survivors who’ve waited decades for the truth,” adding that she would personally read the names “on the House floor” if necessary. Because nothing says “compassion” like drama. 🎭

However, despite the political shockwaves, the market wasn’t rallying due to congressional transparency. Because, obviously, that’s not how this works. 🤷‍♂️

That part of the story belongs to someone else. 🕵️‍♂️

Michael Saylor Declares the Dip ‘Normal,’ Says Bitcoin Will Hit New ATH Soon

While Washington was going nuclear over the Epstein files, Michael Saylor went live on Fox Business, telling the world what Bitcoin holders wanted to hear: “This is normal… Bitcoin’s had 15 major drawdowns, and it’s always come back to a new all-time high.” Because nothing says “confidence” like a guy with a Bitcoin chart and a straight face. 🧠📈

“The dip is temporary – Bitcoin will hit a new all-time high soon.”

Saylor doubled down with long-term math: 💰📈

  • Bitcoin has appreciated approximately 50% annually over the past five years. Because inflation is just a suggestion.
  • Strategy (his company) is “engineered to survive an 80-90% drawdown” – because nothing says “safety” like a 90% crash.
  • BTC could grow 30% annually for the next 20 years. Because time travel is real.
  • And volatility will keep decreasing as Wall Street moves in. Because nothing says “calm” like a bunch of bankers trying to understand crypto.

In classic Saylor form:

“If you want to save money forever without counterparty risk, Bitcoin is stronger than ever.”

Markets seemed to agree, with charts flipping green and the total market cap rising by a modest 2%. Because even a 2% gain is a win if you’re shouting “BUY!” into the void. 🚀

Natalie Brunell Adds Fuel: Bitcoin Is a ‘100-Year Investment’

Fox Business then brought in Natalie Brunell, host of Coin Stories, who gave retail the psychological framework they needed during a downturn: “Bitcoin has survived 12 drawdowns of 25% or more. Because nothing says “resilience” like a 25% crash. 🧠💥”

  • People who panic “don’t understand the asset yet” – because obviously, panic is a sign of deep knowledge.
  • She’s been buying dips since 2017. Because nothing says “long-term” like a 2017 dip. 🕰️
  • And Bitcoin is the only asset “8 billion people can save in without inflation or confiscation risk” – because nothing says “universal” like a digital token. 🌍

Her headline quote:

“Bitcoin is for everyone – and it’s here to stay forever.”

That segment ricocheted across crypto circles even faster than Saylor’s. Because nothing says “reliability” like a 2017 dip. 😂

Bottom Line: Epstein headlines created noise, Saylor created momentum. Because nothing says “trust me” like a guy with a Bitcoin chart and a straight face. 🤯

Yes, the Epstein Files vote dominated US political news. 🗳️

Yes, Crypto Twitter lit up with memes, conspiracies, and speculation. 🤯

But the actual reason the charts turned green was simple: Saylor flipped market sentiment on live TV, Brunell reinforced it, and retail remembered what cycle they’re in. Because, obviously, the cycle is real. 🔄

While the political arena is preparing for an unprecedented transparency fight, crypto markets, meanwhile, cling to the hope of a possible new all-time high. Because nothing says “optimism” like a 2% gain. 🚀

“If Bitcoin makes a new high this year, then it really obviates the fact that there is a four-year cycle,” BitMine chair Tom Lee had stated. Because nothing says “logic” like a four-year cycle. 🧠

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2025-11-19 00:38