Ethereum just crossed $4,000 like it’s Monday morning and you’re still in your pajamas. 🚀 Big whales are drooling over this, corporate suits are scribbling ETH on their to-do lists, and institutions are throwing money at it like it’s a charity gala. Because who doesn’t want to pretend they predicted this? 😏
ETH’s up 8% this week, 50% in a month-yet it’s still 18% shy of its 2021 peak. *Yawn* Priorities, people. But hey, at least it’s not Bitcoin, which is stuck at $116k like it’s 2020 again. 🙄
@EricTrump nailed the $ETH bottom.
In less than a week, Ethereum is up 18% since he told everyone to “Buy the dip”.
– Ted (@TedPillows) August 8, 2025
Whales Are Throwing Their Weight Around 🐋
Ethereum whales just bought 1.8 million ETH, because nothing says “confidence” like hoarding crypto like it’s Black Friday. Analyst Ali Martinez is grinning like a Cheshire cat, whispering, “$6,400 is next.” Because why not? We’ve all got 6 figures to spare. 💸
Whales bought more than 1.80 million Ethereum $ETH in the past month!
– Ali (@ali_charts) August 8, 2025
Corporations Are Ethereum’s New BFF 💼
BitMine Immersion and SharpLink Gaming? They’re not just holding ETH-they’re *embracing* it. And BlackRock? They’ve added 26k ETH to their iShares, because why not turn Ethereum into a retirement plan? 🏦💸 Meanwhile, ETH ETFs are sucking up $169 million in a single day. The SEC better hurry up with that staked ETF approval-this crowd’s got FOMO written in hexadecimal. 🤯
ETH’s daily transactions hit 1.74 million-because why stop at 2021? The community’s now waiting for the SEC to wink and say, “Okay, you can earn rewards now.” Until then, enjoy the chaos. 🚀
Altcoins Are Throwing a Party 🎉
Analyst Michaël van de Poppe says $4,000 is a “profit-taking zone”-code for “don’t buy here unless you’re a masochist.” But hey, altcoins? They’re aiming for 200-500% gains in the next 2-4 months. Because why settle for Ethereum when you can chase the next Dogecoin? 🐕🚀
Bitcoin’s still stuck in neutral, but ETH’s rally has given altcoins a 3-9% boost. The ETH/BTC ratio’s up 3% in an hour-because nothing says “I’ve got money to burn” like trading Bitcoin for Ethereum. 🔥
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2025-08-08 19:22