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Bears, bears everywhere! Apparently, the market is being run byā¦ bears. CoinMarketCap says so. I mean, what do they know? Probably nothing. Nothing!
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ETH/USD
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Down 1.03% in 24 hours. 1.03%! It\’s not like it\’s a huge drop, but it\’s enough to ruin your whole day, isnāt it? Honestly, everything is trying to ruin my day.
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So, the price isā¦ closer to the support, not the resistance. Which isā¦ bad? I think it\’s bad. Look, Iām not a financial analyst, okay? I just read what they write and then question everything. If it closes near $3,131, itās going down to $3,100. Like clockwork. So predictable. š
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And then, potentially, down to $2,857. I mean, really? $2,857? It\’s like they\’re deliberately picking annoying numbers. This could lastā¦ the whole month? The whole month?! I have plans! Itās incredibly inconvenient.
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They\’re talking about “weekly candle closures” and “false breakouts.” Honestly, it sounds like made-up terms to make people feel stupid. If thereās a āfalse breakoutā – and why canāt it just be a real breakout? – then maybe it\’ll go back up to $3,000-$3,200. Maybe. Donāt get your hopes up. š
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Currently trading at $3,174. Which, again, is justā¦ a number. A number chosen specifically to inconvenience me. I bet.
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Bears, bears everywhere! Apparently, the market is being run byā¦ bears. CoinMarketCap says so. I mean, what do they know? Probably nothing. Nothing!
ETH/USD
Down 1.03% in 24 hours. 1.03%! It’s not like it’s a huge drop, but it’s enough to ruin your whole day, isnāt it? Honestly, everything is trying to ruin my day.
So, the price isā¦ closer to the support, not the resistance. Which isā¦ bad? I think it’s bad. Look, Iām not a financial analyst, okay? I just read what they write and then question everything. If it closes near $3,131, itās going down to $3,100. Like clockwork. So predictable. š
And then, potentially, down to $2,857. I mean, really? $2,857? It’s like they’re deliberately picking annoying numbers. This could lastā¦ the whole month? The whole month?! I have plans! Itās incredibly inconvenient.
They’re talking about “weekly candle closures” and “false breakouts.” Honestly, it sounds like made-up terms to make people feel stupid. If thereās a āfalse breakoutā – and why canāt it just be a real breakout? – then maybe it’ll go back up to $3,000-$3,200. Maybe. Donāt get your hopes up. š
Currently trading at $3,174. Which, again, is justā¦ a number. A number chosen specifically to inconvenience me. I bet.
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