ETH vs. BTC: 170% Gains or Just Another Crypto Fairy Tale? 🚀💸

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Oh, honey, grab your popcorn 🍿 because Ether (ETH) is serving us a hot dish of “170% gains in under two months” while Bitcoin (BTC) watches like a jealous ex. 😏 History? Repeating itself? Groundbreaking. 💅

Key points (because who doesn’t love a good list?):

  • Ether’s like, “Hey, remember when I was 0.09 BTC? Let’s do that again, kween.” 👑

  • Bull market déjà vu for ETH-next stop, $3,700. Choo choo! 🚂

  • Bitcoin’s like, “Hold my beer, I’m hitting $100K next week.” 🍻 (Spoiler: probably not.)

Trader on ETH bull run: “You know what’s coming” (Spoiler: It’s not a tax bill.)

So, this trader Mags drops some hot takes on X (formerly Twitter, because rebranding is fun 🎨) and claims ETH is basically doing the 2021 cha-cha again. 🕺 After years of being BTC’s sad little sibling, ETH’s like, “Enough, I’m thriving now.” 💃

Mags is all, “ETH/BTC hit rock bottom in April, then wiggled its way up like it’s at a middle school dance. Now it’s ready to pump 170% in 7 weeks. Again.” 🤑

“You know what’s coming.” (Hint: It’s not world peace. 🌍✌️)

If this 170% thing happens, 1 ETH could be 0.092 BTC, or $8,500. Which, let’s be real, is enough to buy a slightly used Tesla or a lifetime supply of avocado toast. 🥑🚗

Meanwhile, Joe Carlasare (crypto lawyer extraordinaire) noticed ETH/BTC breaking out of a 5-month downtrend like it’s escaping a bad relationship. 🚀💔

ETHBTC breaking out of a three month downtrend

– Joe Carlasare (@JoeCarlasare) December 5, 2025

Michaël van de Poppe (crypto guru, probably wears a cape 🦸♂️) is like, “If ETH holds this support, we’re rallying to $3,700. Buyers are stepping in like it’s Black Friday.” 🛍️

“What does that say? Well, it does say that buyers are willing to be stepping in on higher grounds than last week and that would signal a potential rally to $3,700.”

$100,000 Bitcoin price back on the table (or is it just a coaster?)

CryptoMoon (yes, that’s a real thing) is all, “BTC’s price bottom is looking spicy 🌶️,” thanks to some fancy indicators. But let’s not forget, Bitcoin’s still struggling to reclaim $93,500 like it’s trying to win back an ex. 💔

Van de Poppe’s like, “If $91.5K holds, we’re hitting $100K next week.” Sure, Jan. 🙄

“If $91.5K holds as support, then I would assume we’ll be seeing a test at $100K in the coming week.”

So, there you have it. Crypto: where the numbers are made up and the gains don’t matter. 🎲💸

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2025-12-05 13:50