Ethereum Price May Explode (Or… Not): Tina Fey Spills the Tea đŸ”

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Well, look at that-the market’s feeling neutral this week. Or maybe it’s just exhausted from binge-watching Netflix and doomscrolling through crypto Reddit. Thanks, CoinMarketCap, for checking in! 🙃

ETH/USD

Ethereum’s up by 1.24% today. What does that mean? Well, if you own a whole ETH: congratulations, you can now treat yourself to an extra side of guac. Live a little!

On the hourly chart, ETH is flirting aggressively with that $4,403 resistance, like it’s swiping right but can’t commit. If it actually breaks out (unlike my last three relationships), we could see some drama up at $4,500. Get your popcorn ready. 🍿

Zoom out, though, and things look… less hot. Ethereum’s basically loitering, not really picking a side. Bulls? Bears? More like a bunch of sleepy pandas refusing to do anything dramatic. So expect some sideways action between $4,300 and $4,500, which is great if you enjoy watching paint dry but with more charts.

Medium-term? Bulls tried their best, like someone showing up at a marathon with zero cardio. If ETH closes this week at the current prices or lower, don’t be shocked if it heads for a quick correction down to $4,000. Because apparently, feeling stable is overrated. 🙄

At the moment (drumroll, please), Ethereum is trading at $4,391. Will it go up, down, or just circle the block a few more times? Stay tuned. Or, you know, take a nap. đŸ’€

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2025-08-30 13:55