Word on the street—or rather, the virtual assemblies of crypto aficionados—is that Ethereum (or ETH, if you want to sound frightfully in-the-know at dinner parties), may be lining its pockets with more capital than a Mayfair heiress at Christmas.
Our hero, the mysterious tipster Pentoshi—whom I picture as part Sherlock Holmes, part fortune cookie—has whispered to his 869,800 X followers the delectable prospect of ETH bouncing up to a crisp $3,200. And frankly, that’s just the starter for what he believes could be a veritable all-time-high pudding. 🥧
It appears, dear reader, that the macro-narrative, long the rarely-invited relative at Ethereum’s table, is now sashaying into the dining room with an entirely new haircut and possibly jazz hands.
“Observe! The very mood music around ETH is transforming before your glazed eyes. Once the fog lifts, it’ll be obvious. Though, admittedly, most of you are simply too much the old war horse to see it.”
“In less than one small month—the sort of time frame even my Aunt Agatha couldn’t plan tea within—public companies will have gobbled up enough ETH to balance out all the ETH conjured since that memorable Merge brouhaha.”
“ETH, dear souls, is a dainty 1/9th the size of the grand old beast BTC. Takes far less capital to make it frolic, and dash it all, that capital seems to be stampeding in at a brisk clip.”
“The early bird, as they say, secures the ETH worm. I haven’t the foggiest if this happens today, tomorrow, or at the next total eclipse. But at some point, we’ll all blink and mutter, ‘I say, it was right under my nose the whole blessed time.’”
“Funds are flowing in like my uncle to an open bar. Remarkably, the prime tactic is simply to twiddle your thumbs. Forget tribal waggling and ancient grudges—it’s a new page, and there’s nary the need to lift a finger.”
“Tom Lee, that dab hand, deserves a listen, what with the number of companies and retail chums he’s corralling.”
“Just put your grand opinions aside and look at the scoreboard. Whether you’re ready to start a fan club or burn an effigy, it’s all looking inevitable.”
Meanwhile, in the drawing room of YouTube’s Global Money Talk, the ever-effervescent Tom Lee of Fundstrat fame assures us that Ethereum’s pulse is returning, courtesy of the growing swarm of stablecoins. Apparently, the US government shares a fondness for these digital chappies, and, wouldn’t you know it, much of the stablecoin action parties on Ethereum. Bravo, ETH. 🕺
“Circle’s USDC waltzes along Ethereum, stablecoins hitch their wagons there, and by gum, as stablecoins boom, Ethereum shall take a bow as the backbone of all this merriment. I think a comeback’s on the horizon.”
Data courtesy of DefiLlama (no relation to Aunt Agatha’s poodle) indicates the total Ethereum stablecoin market cap now stands at an eye-watering $126.509 billion, up a cool $431 million or so in only the past week. If coins were biscuits, we’d need a larger barrel.
As of this literary moment, ETH lounges at $2,615 and seems, as the actors say, ready for its close-up.
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2025-07-09 23:07