Breaking News: Hollywood’s Favorite “Investor” Just Got Convicted For Turning $11M Into Crypto Dreams 🚨
Carl Erik Rinsch, the guy who probably thought he was the next big thing, just got convicted for siphoning $11 million from Netflix to fund his crypto obsession. Because nothing says “I’m a visionary” like buying luxury cars and fancy hotels with someone else’s money. 🏍️🏨
The show, originally called “White Horse” (because, obviously, that’s a great title), had already gotten $44 million. Rinsch then decided, “Why not ask for more? Let’s film six episodes with Keanu Reeves’ help. 🎬🔥”
Between 2019 and 2020, he asked for another $11 million. Spoiler: It didn’t go to the show. Instead, it went into crypto, stock trades, and a very expensive lifestyle. 📉📉
He bought five Rolls-Royces, a Ferrari, high-end watches, and even paid off his credit card debt. Because nothing says “I’m a professional” like using Netflix’s money to buy a luxury mattress. 🛏️💸
The US Attorney said, “When someone steals from investors, we’ll follow the money.” Because, obviously, that’s the only way to catch someone who’s clearly not a fan of the “work ethic.” 🕵️♂️
He could get up to 90 years, but let’s be real, it’ll be less. Maybe he’ll get a slap on the wrist and a “never again” lecture. 🤝
Arrested in March, he also made $27 million off Dogecoin. Because why not? 🐕💰
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2025-12-14 01:11