Hoskinson vs. Cardano: Parties, Idiots, and a Peculiar Pact!

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O, ye wretched souls of the Cardano realm! Behold the latest scandal, a tale of splendor and folly, where 6 million ada parties in Berlin clash with the cursed term “useful idiots”! 🎭🍷

Behold Charles Hoskinson, the fiery prophet of the blockchain, who doth cry out: “No accountability? No KPIs? Return to the days of no scrutiny, and let the parties rage!” 🤡💸

The Great Schism of the Ada Realm

Lo, Nicolas Cerny, the community’s scribe, doth warn: “Beware the ‘CF derangement syndrome’! Think for thyself, lest thou be a ‘useful idiot’ for political games!” 🧠🎭

Hoskinson, with a flourish of his pen, retorts: “How dare they call the community ‘useful idiots’ when they seek oversight? Is their arrogance not as thick as a Russian winter?” ❄️😡

“No one in my community is a useful idiot!” he proclaims, as if such a thing were possible. 🤷♂️

Cerny, ever the diplomat, replies: “Criticism is welcome! We listen, we engage! Though we once focused on standards, now we chase DeFi and Web3-though the road is long!” 🚗💨

The Foundation, once a humble entity, now boasts a grander mandate, yet Hoskinson scoffs: “Their culture is broken! Oversight is needed, or this realm shall collapse like a house of cards!” 🏚️💥

In a final plea, Hoskinson laments: “I’ve tried to work with them! But their form is unyielding, their leadership stagnant! Only scrutiny shall save us!” 🔍⚖️

And thus, the Cardano saga continues-a paradox of governance, where on-chain stacks meet off-chain chaos, and the price of ADA whispers like a ghost in the machine. 💸👻

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2025-11-19 16:07