Is the August Curse About to Ruin Your Bitcoin Dreams? Find Out Now! 😱

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Ah, the illustrious Robert Kiyosaki, best-selling author and self-proclaimed financial oracle, has graced us with yet another gem of wisdom. It appears our dear Bitcoin (BTC) is poised for a rather dramatic pirouette this month, and not the kind that wins you a standing ovation. 🎭

In a rather theatrical post on the social media stage known as X, Kiyosaki, with his 2.8 million followers hanging on his every word, has declared that Bitcoin might just tumble below the $90,000 mark this month. Why, you ask? Well, it’s all thanks to what he charmingly dubs the “August Curse.” One can only imagine the dramatic music playing in the background. 🎶

But fear not, dear investors! Our gallant Kiyosaki has vowed to swoop in like a financial superhero should Bitcoin’s value take a nosedive of more than 21%. How noble! 🦸‍♂️

“Will the Bitcoin ‘August curse’ send prices crashing to below $90,000? Oh, I do hope so!” he quips, with a twinkle in his eye. One can only wonder if he’s been sipping too much of that summer lemonade.

“This summer, I had the pleasure of attending ‘The Collective’ and ‘Limitless Financial’ events, rubbing elbows with the crème de la crème of financial wizards—Larry Lepard, Jim Rickards, and other luminaries who actually know their stuff, unlike those hapless school teachers who couldn’t teach a goldfish to swim.” Touché, Robert! 🎓

“If the Bitcoin ‘August curse’ strikes and sends prices plummeting, I shall double my position faster than you can say ‘multi-trillion dollar debt!’ The real villains here are the PhDs in the swamp—yes, the Fed and our Treasury—who seem to be running a circus instead of a financial institution. But fear not, for the ‘August curse’ may just make many Bitcoin investors richer!” A silver lining, indeed! 💰

As of this very moment, Bitcoin is trading at a rather lofty $114,973, a mere whisper of a rise on the day. One can only hope it doesn’t trip over its own feet!

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2025-08-04 21:33