In the vast and labyrinthine theaters of commerce, where earnest men toil and ponder over ledgers and quarterly reports, an altogether curious event transpired in the Land of the Rising Sun. The consulting firm Remixpoint, not content with the ordinary parade of yen, has instead chosen to bestow upon its chief, Yoshihiko Takahashi, a salary paid entirely in Bitcoin. One can imagine the keening whispers in Tokyo’s opulent boardrooms: “Is this an act of genius or a wager with fate?”
It was not thrust upon Takahashi like an unpalatable broth; no, he seized the idea himself, proclaiming in a tone reminiscent of Napoleon boarding a rowboat for Elba: “My decision to receive my entire compensation in Bitcoin is a clear signal that I am ‘in the same boat’ as our shareholders.” And what a humble little boat it is—adrift on the roaring seas of cryptocurrency volatility!
Shareholders, with the wisdom and suspicion that comes from years of losing at mahjong, had pressed for management to own company stock—thus marrying their fortunes to those of the shareholders for better or worse, mostly worse, given the stock market. But alas, there exists a labyrinth of regulations as tangled as Tolstoy’s own family tree, and so Remixpoint, hands tied by the specter of insider trading, could not comply.
With the cunning of a fox in winter and the optimism of a man buying tickets for a perpetual-motion demonstration, the company devised a substitute: “Let us pay him in Bitcoin!” Which is to say, let him feast or fast upon the whims of digital fate, alongside those ardent shareholders. Ah, shared misery: the most democratic of experiences!
Remixpoint, in its pronouncement, announced with much fanfare that by adopting this revolutionary pecuniary mechanism, the President’s fate shall intertwine with that of the shareholders, like entangled vines—except these vines are made of blockchain hash rates and panic-induced caffeine consumption. It is, perhaps, the ultimate form of executive alignment…and perhaps, executive indigestion.
Bitcoin, that digital chimera, has, at the hour of reporting, taken a small and rather dignified stumble—a modest 0.45% drop, as if pausing for breath. As of now, a single Bitcoin exchanges hands for $108,461. In the last week, Bitcoin ascended by 1.59%; over a fortnight, a more gallant 3.3%. Navigation in such waters requires bravery, or perhaps a firm belief in luck.
These days, companies the world over clamor and hustle to fill their corporate chests with Bitcoin, issuing shares and rattling the tin cup of subscriptions. Yet Remixpoint, that quaint pioneer, stands apart: not content to simply hoard BTC, it chooses instead to gamble human wages upon it.
A word for the historians—Remixpoint began this adventure on its balance sheet in September of the tumultuous year 2024, a time when the world argued about everything except how to pronounce “cryptocurrency.” According to the priests of Bitcoin Treasuries, the company presides proudly over 1,051 BTC, valued at roughly $114.03 million—or perhaps at the price of a single avocado toast, as judged by tomorrow’s market.
Thus, the tale concludes: a company, its captain, and a land veering between tradition and tantalizing risk, all lashed to the mast of a ship called Bitcoin. May the seas be favorable. Or, at the very least, may the Wi-Fi stay strong. 🚤💸🤞
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2025-07-08 14:10