Out in the wild streets of London, where fog and dreams coil tighter than banker’s fists, The Smarter Web Company cooked up another one of its grand schemes—snatching up 196.9 more bitcoin, as if they were digging for gold in fields long thought barren. “The 10 Year Plan,” they call it, and Lord help us if they make it to year eleven. 😏
This latest mining expedition set them back £15,185,259 (that’s $20,610,000 for folks crossing the Atlantic), each bitcoin costing around £77,122 ($103,290). All told, these bookish prospectors now sit on 543.52 bitcoin—a quirky stash that’s cost them a neat £42,388,373 (about $57,500,000). They say the average coin cost them £77,988 each ($104,450), but who’s counting except the accountants and the poor soul keeping spreadsheets in the basement?
The Smarter Web Company, purveyor of websites, digital dreams, and a web designer’s existential dread, has been taking bitcoin since 2023. They’re squinting hard at the future, betting bitcoin is the horse worth backing in the global finance derby, even if that horse sometimes forgets where the finish line is. Put simply, they’re marrying their bitcoin “strategy” (which sounds much grander than just buying more coins) to good old-fashioned growth and acquisitions—aiming to lure in new clients and lock them down for sweet, recurring revenue.
If this all sounds a little mad, well, maybe it is. But no one ever found a fortune or a punchline without a little madness in the mix. 🤑🥃
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2025-06-24 11:57