Ah, the great game of numbers and illusions! The crypto market, like a wounded beast licking its wounds, dares to show signs of life. Bitcoin, that mighty digital chimera, claws its way back to the fabled $112,000 – as if to say, “I’m still here, mocking your mortal despair.” For days it wrestled with the relentless bearish hounds, gasping beneath the weight of doubt and fear. Yet, in the shadows, Michael Saylor, that relentless crusader of coin, continues to shovel his satchel full – urging others to join the faith, the madness, the inevitable.
The Apostle Saylor and His Gospel of Bitcoin
Within the chaotic frenzy of crypto worshipers, Michael Saylor emerges, not unlike a prophet with too much caffeine and a penchant for digital gold. Executive chairman and co-founder of Strategy, the man insists Bitcoin is no mere fad but the ultimate refuge for one’s soul and wallet alike – a fortress against the apocalypse of fiat currency. And so, he bellows, “United States, buy more of this elusive beast!” as if the government had been foolishly abstaining.
And why should he be so bold? Because Saylor’s devotion borders on madness-or perhaps clarity. His vision, crystal-clear (or clouded by Bitcoin fumes), sees a future where each coin is worth a million dollars, maybe more. A prophecy that feeds dreams and nightmares alike.
In an interview that stirred the chaotic winds of the social media tempest, Saylor whispered to the restless crowd of Twitter cynics and believers: “All the capital in the world is destined to drown in the electrified seas of Bitcoin’s sprawling network.” Imagine, if you will, the absurdity – entire mountains of capital shimmering away into cyberspace like digital lemmings led off a cliff.
His message was clear: buy now, or forever be left clutching your dusty dollars while others sail the digital vogue. The US, the great titan, must hoard Bitcoin as a strategic treasure, a talisman of economic ruling power in the merciless new world order. A financial feng shui, if you will.
“Hurry,” he seems to say, “before the sleepy world awakens and screams in recognition.” Oh, how heroic it sounds! Yet underneath the grandeur, one wonders if it’s a dash of desperation or divine insight – or just another chapter in the farce of modern finance.
Strategy Throws Money Into the Abyss (Or Does It?)
On the very day of his new sermon, Strategy fires another salvo into the Bitcoin night, yes-an additional 1,955 BTC acquired for $217.4 million: a king’s ransom or a gambler’s folly? The coins were snapped up at $111,196 apiece, and now boast a Year-To-Date yield of 25.8%. The hoard grows: 638,460 BTC in total, purchased at an average price of $73,880 per coin. One hesitates to ask how long before reality comes knocking or the music simply stops.
Elsewhere in this crypto theatre, Metaplanet, a distant admirer from Japan, mimics the moves of Strategy, snatching 136 BTC for $15.2 million at $111,666 each. This troupe now boasts 20,163 BTC with a Year-To-Date yield reaching a staggering 487%! A number so excessive it borders on parody, or divine madness-choose your poison.
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2025-09-10 01:21