Michael Saylor’s Bitcoin Bonanza: You Won’t Believe How Much He Just Bought!

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In a world where the markets are as stable as a three-legged giraffe on roller skates, Michael Saylor-who may or may not be part hobbit given his affection for shiny things-decided that now is the perfect time to go shopping for Bitcoin. Yes, while everyone else was nervously clutching their wallets like a cat with a particularly stubborn hairball, he was busy amassing BTC like it was the last slice of pizza at a party.

Just moments ago (or perhaps eons ago in the realm of cryptocurrency time), the corporate titan of digital currency announced he had added 2,932 new shiny coins to his collection, all for the princely sum of $264.1 million. That’s right, folks! Each bitcoin cost more than a small yacht, trading at an average price just over the mythical $90,000 mark. His grand total now stands at a staggering 712,647 BTC, acquired for the GDP of a small nation-$54.19 billion, to be exact. And with the current price hovering below $88,000, that little treasure chest is worth around $62.3 billion. Pocket change, really!

Strategy has acquired 2,932 BTC for ~$264.1 million at ~$90,061 per bitcoin. As of 1/25/2026, we hodl 712,647 $BTC acquired for ~$54.19 billion at ~$76,037 per bitcoin. $MSTR $STRC

– Michael Saylor (@saylor) January 26, 2026

Let’s not forget that just last week, our intrepid buyer announced an even more extravagant binge-22,305 BTC for a jaw-dropping $2.1 billion. That’s the kind of shopping spree that would make even the most lavish monarch raise an eyebrow.

As for the company’s stock price? Well, it followed the market’s latest roller coaster ride with all the grace of a walrus on a unicycle. However, fear not! It has managed to claw back some dignity, and since the dawn of 2026, it’s actually up by 3.8%. Who knew being bold with your virtual coins could lead to a spot of luck amid the chaos?

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2026-01-26 16:26