In the grand theatre of our time, where the sacred coin of the modern age gleams like a sardonic sun, there strides a corporation, MicroStrategy, born of the fevered mind of Michael Sayler, its founder-a man who, like a modern Prometheus, stole fire not from the heavens but from the blockchain. This entity, now the world’s most voracious BTC glutton, adheres to a ritual as monotonous as it is absurd: each Monday, it proclaims its latest purchase, a sacrament to the altar of cryptocurrency.
On this fateful day, the firm, with all the solemnity of a monk chanting vespers, announced the acquisition of 196 BTC-yes, 196!-for a sum of $22.1 million, or approximately $113,048 per coin. Thus, its hoard swells to 640,031 BTC, procured for a princely sum of $47.35 billion. One might ask, “Why not buy the moon while you’re at it?” But no, the moon is too old-fashioned. The future is in bits and bytes, and the future is hungry.
“We have acquired 196 BTC for ~$22.1 million at ~$113,048 per bitcoin. As of 9/28/2025, we hodl 640,031 $BTC acquired for ~$47.35 billion at ~$73,983 per bitcoin. $MSTR $STRC $STRK $STRF $STRD,” proclaimed the @Strategy account, a digital oracle in a world drowning in tweets.
– Strategy (@Strategy) September 29, 2025
The USD equivalent of this stash now exceeds $71.7 billion, a figure so staggering it makes the GDP of small nations weep into their coffee. And lo! The unrealized profit? A mere $24.35 billion, a trifle for a company that holds 3.2% of BTC’s circulating supply. One might call it a “modest” achievement, if “modest” were a word in the lexicon of a man who once bought $100 million worth of Bitcoin in a single week. Truly, a paragon of fiscal restraint.
This latest acquisition, though smaller than its predecessors, is but a pebble in the ocean of their ambition. Last week, they spent almost $100 million on 850 BTC, and in the summer, they unleashed multi-billion-dollar purchases like a drunkard flinging coins into the void. One wonders: will they ever stop? Or will they, like Sisyphus, eternally roll the boulder of BTC up the hill, only to watch it crash down, gleaming with the cold light of digital hubris?
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2025-09-29 15:51